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Since around 1AM CST, on 11/07/16, I've been like:
Y'all, please vote. Traitor Tot / Cheeto Mussolini has caused me so much gastrointestinal distress that my butthole can't take much more! For the sake of our country, humanity, and my extremely tender anus, please vote!
