1. You collect autographed Playbills as if they were baseball cards.
2. You find yourself quoting shows in real-life situations.
3. Every moment of your day is scored with a song from a musical.
4. You fully expect your cats to launch into a musical number at any moment.
5. And you're constantly wishing the people around you would break out in song.
6. You were the star of every production in high school...
...and it gave you that musical theater swagger!
7. You work out to Broadway's Greatest Hits.
8. Road trips are all about the musical soundtracks, baby.
9. You just can't stop watching Glee, and you don't know why.
10. You keep old VHS tapes of your favorite musicals...
11. You have a shrine dedicated to Andrew Lloyd Webber.
12. And you always keep an eye out for loose chandeliers.
13. When the orchestra starts playing, you "see the light."
14. You cry at every curtain call.
15. You wait outside the stage door and try to play it cool when your favorite performer comes out.
16. You know who all three of these women are...
...and you've practiced meeting them a thousand times.
17. Your go-to victory dance is the kickline.
18. And since musicals take you to your happy place every time, you know you're always home!
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