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Ok but seriously I asked four different people and no one could think of a single thing to say to make fun of Kellen. He's too nice so it just doesn't work. The only people scared of this kid are the ones who work in the Taco Bell drive-thru at 2am who got a heated lecture for never giving him enough sauce.

Kellen

This is the softest kid I have ever seen. He's in bed every night before 9:15pm, sometimes still with a little sand in his hair from filming those TikToks on the beach (*whip crack*). Only kid in college who could get out-drank by his parents.

Otten

This kid is good at literally three things. He can run fast. He can win a few games of Mario Kart. And holy shit can this kid get hammered. Give him four beers and ten minutes and the next thing you know he'll be sending Jess a "hi georgious" text and be asleep on the front lawn. If you can't afford the beer, just shoot his sugar daddy Scott a text and I'm sure he'll hook you up.

Fraizer

Do you make pasta every single night for dinner? Are you unable to see after three drinks? Have you hooked up with 80% of Jess's friend group? Then I know EXACTLY who you are.

James

Ever seen someone finish a fifth of alcohol with a partner in fifteen minutes? It actually terrifies me that this man will be a doctor one day. If he couldn't figure out how to sign his name on a Newf's banner, what the hell is gonna happen when he has someone's life in his hands?

Erik

One word: Heinous. With the exact same body frame as Waluigi, Phil Vlandis is on a mission to shoot some hoops, lose his finger splint for the thousandth time in a row, and wake up his whole house with merely the volume of his voice.

Phil

...I swear this guy looks JUST like this girl I know. I'm sure a bunch of rich older guys would agree with me. Keep this guy away from spiders and groups of Portuguese men that he's convinced he could take in a fight.

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