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Jessica Simpson always provides a few good laughs.

Who Said It: Jessica Simpson Or A Kid?

"Platypus? I thought it was pronounced platymapus. Has it always been pronounced platypus?"

"Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken of the Sea'."

"I have a lot of things in my head that I want to wonder about!"

"I have bubbles in my tummy... it's just air. It's not stink. Promise."

"I'm not a good tryer-clothers-er-on-er"

"I think I'm gonna be good for the rest of my life. Well, except when I make mistakes. But we can blame that on emotions."

"Sometimes I like to listen to Taylor Swift in my room and cry about cats that have died."

"I have a hard booger in my nose, and I think it's going to make it bleed."

"I don't want to wear shorts. I want to wear long-sleeved pants."

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