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    8 Times The Astro Poets Got Scorpios So Right

    The Astro Poets (@poetastrologers) have a popular Twitter feed where they feature weekly horoscopes as well as snippets of insight into each zodiac sign. Not only are their tweets poetic, they're also pretty hilarious—and sometimes scarily accurate, even if you don't totally believe in astrology. I take my zodiac with a side of a grain of salt, but still: here are eight times the Astro Poets got being a Scorpio so right and made me LOL, too.

    The signs as punctuation: Aries ! Taurus ; Gemini - Cancer ? Leo : Virgo ( Libra , Scorpio . Sagittarius ' Capricorn ) Aquarius / Pisces "

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    As a Scorpio, I can verify— . is my fave and most-used punctuation.

    Morning after with a Scorpio: [Silence. They left in the middle of the night.]

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    LOL. Bye!

    Scorpio on commitment: "Be loyal to me until you die and then also after that."

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    It's not that much to ask, tbh.

    Scorpio after ignoring their text: a lifetime of silence and plans for slow murder

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    Prepare to pay.

    Scorpio flea market purchase: vial of type O blood, seller assures is Cyndi Lauper's

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    (Scorpio) girls just wanna have fun.

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    BRB, going shopping. Then to therapy.

    Scorpio Summer Plans: Making you forget your name, feeling uncomfortable about the way people behave, fake smiling with sunglasses

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    Happy summer, y'all! [smiles but you can't see my eyes]

    Stranger: What's your sign? Scorpio: Better than yours.

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    Enough said.