13 Times Jessica Jones Inspired Us To Kick Some Ass

There are hundreds of ways to kick ass. Jessica Jones knows them all. Watch Jessica kick even more ass in Season 2, streaming March 8 on International Women's Day, only on Netflix.

1. When she showed us that sometimes all you need to kick ass is a thousand-yard stare.

In Hell's Kitchen, a look can kill.

2. When she practiced her shot-put throw on this douchebag who was trying to mug someone.

Boy, bye.

3. When she kicked a little ass in the bedroom, not just in the streets.

"Your shirt was too...on. So I fixed that."

4. When she showed that having superpowers doesn't mean you can't also have a sense of humor.

To be fair, some of the stuff she can do is almost as crazy as laser eyes.

5. When her undercover disguise kicked ass so she didn't have to.

No one ever suspects the girl dressed as a giant sub sandwich.

6. When she aced this strength test so business bro would leave her friend alone.

"What was your score again? Lol."

7. When she proved her kick-ass detective skills by delivering results.

"I'm the person who gets sh*t done. Who are you?"

8. And when she taught this dumbass that it's not a good idea to step to her, even with a cattle prod.

Bad idea, friend. Very bad idea.

9. When she realized there's more to life than ass-kicking.

Sometimes you have to kick ass from the heart.

10. When she demonstrated that being badass means having badass friends...

If your friends don't challenge you, get new friends.

11. ...being fiercely protective of them...

12. ...and being ready to defend them against anyone and everyone.

"You're not the tough kind of biker. Back up."

13. And when she told us that the way to truly kick ass is to never stop fighting.

You miss 100% of the asses you don't kick.

All images courtesy of Netflix.

Where there are asses to be kicked, that's where you'll find Jessica Jones. Stream Season 2 on International Women's Day, March 8, only on Netflix!

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