Not to make anyone feel old, but Lilo & Stitch came out 20 years ago.
I was 15 when it came out (because I'm old) and never got around to watching it (because I was ~too old~ for cartoons), but have always heard it was very good.
The anniversary had me curious, though, so I decided to finally check it out. Here are all the thoughts I had while watching:
1. I love when the production logo matches the movie.
2. Monstrosity feels like a strong word...
3. 626 kind of sounds like Stitch if you say it super fast? Is that how he gets his name?
4. Why would you create something that's supposed to destroy literally everything?
5. Okay, what does "meega, nala kweesta" mean, because these aliens look scandalized...
6. "It is the flawed product of a deranged mind" lol same
7. Why does this mean alien shark sound so familiar?
8. Piglet??
9. Hawai'i really can't catch a break — if it's not tourists it's aliens.
10. I'm sorry, are these aliens responsible for mosquitos?? SHAME, SHAME, SHAME.
11. Again, why do evil scientists always create monsters that are "unstoppable" or undefeatable? Do they really think they're immune from that?
12. Can someone get this guy some SPF 1,000??
13. Someone's definitely going to slip on that water Lilo tracked in.
14. *stares at camera*
15. Do fish eat peanut butter?
16. Okay, I can already see why Lilo and Stitch are going to get along.
17. That doll isn't that scary, these girls are a bunch of wimps.
18. Damn, Lilo's sister's a hot head too, lol.
19. Omg Tia Carrere is the voice of Nani?? 😍
20. This guy isn’t really a social worker, is he?
21. This movie is hilarious.
22. How old is Lilo? I can never tell how old anyone is.
23. In what world is this a falling star???
24. I feel like Stich and Zim would either be best friends or mortal enemies.
25. If they thought Stitch was dead why did they put him in the kennel with a bunch of not-dead dogs??
26. Again with the mosquitoes!!!
27. "We have to blend in" please tell me we see these two jokers trying to "blend in" with the human population.
28. Amazing.
29. I don't know why but something about live-action movies and shows on television sets in animation is very pleasing to me.
30. Seriously, how old are these kids?
31. Hot.
32. VERY RELATABLE.
33. How on earth did that wig stay on??
34. Me talking about my asshole cat.
35. NOT COFFEE.
36. Yes queen!
37. Okay, this is now a horror movie.
38. It's a comedy again.
39. Okay, first of all, why does he care how Stitch acts, and second of all, how does anyone think Stitch is a dog??
40. 😭😭😭
41. Even if they didn't know he can't swim this feels like a bad idea.
42. Okay, Nani needs to chill.
43. Does Bubbles not have any other cases??
44. Why would Pleakley be sent to prison??
45. Nani, you fool!
46. Something tells me Mr. Bubbles will not be happy Nani and Lilo's house has been blown up.
47. Seriously, Pleakley??
48. Is this guy ever going to get to eat his ice cream??
49. Aww, he saved the frog.
50. What is Mr. Bubbles doing here??
51. That tracks.
52. Damn you, Mr. Bubbles.
53. Okay, the closing credits were A+ but I'm still annoyed we never got to see sunburn man finally eat his ice cream.
