It's been a while since I was in school, but when I look back at the handful of times I spent in the school nurse's office, it seems like it was...probably not a fun job.
Between head lice checks, angry parents, and a myriad of other new problems kids have most likely started having since I graduated, there are a lot of opportunities for things to get unpleasant.
But I want to hear about the really wild stuff — the stuff that makes you, at best, think, I need a raise, like, yesterday, and at worst make plans to disappear and go live off the grid.
