I think just about everyone can agree that some pretty weird things happened in 2018 — especially when it comes to food.
From cookie dough-flavored hummus to avocado lattes, here are some of the worst crimes hipsters committed against food in 2018:
1. Hipsters turned anything into "unicorn" food...
2. And they made everything black, too.
3. People started drinking lattes out of avocados...
4. And putting it in anything and everything:
5. Chefs continued to use "whimsical" plates:
QUIT IT WITH THE GOLDFISH.
This is a bowl of food sitting inside of an actual fish bowl. I have officially seen it all.
6. Like, reallllllly "whimsical" plates:
“What do we want?” “Free sanitary products!” “When do we want them?” “Not while we’re eating dessert at an experimental Japanese restaurant, but thanks for the thought.” (Pic: @illicit_empress)
I'm so not ok with this.
7. Hummus was disrespected over and over again:
8. Some bar in Canada served a cocktail with an amputated human toe in it:
Bottoms up! MT @Globe_Guide: Drinking a #SourToeCocktail in @DawsonCityYukon https://t.co/kHRFuwLWU4 @yukonhotels
I can't make this up. (And even though this drink was originally served several years ago, three people have recently donated their toes to keep the tradition going.)