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Every restaurant worker dreads the month of December...
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For starters, there's absolutely zero chance of getting your holiday shifts covered...
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And customers will inevitably become bitter due to the stresses of the holiday season...
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Your friends will start asking you if you have Christmas day off.
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And even when it snows five feet overnight, your boss STILL makes you come into work...
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That's because everyone is "treating themselves" for the holidays, so the restaurant gets SLAMMED.
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And when it's the week between Christmas and New Year's, the rush of people becomes OVERWHELMING.
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Your tables all start telling you how much they're enjoying their time off.
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And the dining room plays the same damn Christmas song over and over again.
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And all your tables say the same darn thing: “Wow, they’re making you work on Christmas Eve?!"
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You rush to do your closing work in the hopes of spending some time with family.
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And when you work the bar shift during New Year's Eve, the customers turn into ACTUAL monsters...
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And they start breaking glasses, screaming, and (worst of all) throwing up...
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And then (just like last year) every damn table asks you to take their picture at midnight.
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But luckily, some customers turn into generous tippers during the holidays.
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So you suck it up and survive another holiday restaurant season.
