23 Things That'll Make Every Server Laugh (Then Cry)

    I feel your pain, servers.

    1. This horrifying moment:

    2. Whenever a new server starts:

    3. When a customer asks you to split their check 100 different ways:

    4. This truly sensual statement:

    5. This sad truth:

    6. When you're completely overwhelmed and your tables don't seem to realize it/care:

    7. When parents don't control their monster children:

    8. This heartbreaking moment:

    9. When you severely overestimated your short-term memory:

    10. Just literally being pissed no matter what:

    11. This small but victorious moment:

    12. When customers play the "I know the owner" card:

    13. When you're simply too busy to make two trips:

    14. When you finally accept that today is going to be a terrible day:

    15. This painful moment every server has experienced:

    16. This accurate depiction of what it feels like when you realize you forgot to ring in an order:

    17. This annoying joke that will never be funny:

    18. The moment of regret:

    19. When you pretend you don't hear the expo screaming your name:

    20. When you have to tell the newbie to chill:

    21. When a terrible customer sounds off:

    22. This list that should be presented to every table that sits for more than two hours:

    23. And this accurate depiction of literally every work shift ever: