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This horrifying moment:
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Whenever a new server starts:
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When a customer asks you to split their check 100 different ways:
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This truly sensual statement:
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When you're completely overwhelmed and your tables don't seem to realize it/care:
7.
When parents don't control their monster children:
8.
This heartbreaking moment:
9.
When you severely overestimated your short-term memory:
10.
Just literally being pissed no matter what:
11.
This small but victorious moment:
12.
When customers play the "I know the owner" card:
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When you're simply too busy to make two trips:
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When you finally accept that today is going to be a terrible day:
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This painful moment every server has experienced:
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This accurate depiction of what it feels like when you realize you forgot to ring in an order:
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This annoying joke that will never be funny:
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The moment of regret:
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When you pretend you don't hear the expo screaming your name:
20.
When you have to tell the newbie to chill:
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When a terrible customer sounds off:
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This list that should be presented to every table that sits for more than two hours:
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And this accurate depiction of literally every work shift ever: