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17 Tweets About Cooking That'll Make Foodies Cry Laughing

I'm quite ~fond~ of these tweets.

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1. This accurate depiction of cooked spinach:

2. This hard truth for anyone cooking in a small apartment:

Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors.

3. And this genius solution:

Billion dollar idea. A smoke detector that shuts off when you yell "I'm just cooking!"

4. How bakers tell you they're busy:

It was apparently too hard to type the word "hi."#CookingJokes

5. When you're feeling both gourmet and lazy:

#chefhumor #chefjokes #chef #cheflife #humor #funnyjokes #kitchen #foodnetwork #funny #cook #souschef

6. This handy pasta-cooking guide:

How to cook the perfect amount of pasta: 1. Pour out how much you think you need 2. Wrong

7. This valuable piece of advice for preventing ~melt~ downs:

Don't ever piss off a master chocolatier... They're known for their temper :3 #chefpuns

8. This gourmet pickup line:

Are you mirepoix at the bottom of the pan? Cause baby I'm fond of you. #CulinaryPuns #Puns

9. This roux that is both buttery and ~bulletproof~:


10. This punny chef who needed to clarify something:

JUST TO CLARIFY - i was talking abou warm butter lmao #cookingjokes

11. When you open the door to a convection oven:

Every Time Opening The Oven #memes #cheflife #chefmeme #chef

12. This ~offal~ attempt at a joke:

How do you know when you should throw out the meat in your fridge? It looks offal. #chefpuns

13. The saddest spice of them all:

14. This walk-in cooler that's about to narrate my life:

15. Every time you go to the fridge or pantry:

That moment you realise you have forgotten what you came in to the fridge for #cheflife

16. And every time you grate cheese:

#Lunchtime #ChefMeme hehe! Who else does this?! #Sneaky

17. This crème brûlée that somehow split after it baked:

Well that's one way of splitting a Creme Brûlée #chefhumor #cheflife #chefduanekeller

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