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16 Restaurant Customers Every Server Hates Waiting On

Don't be this customer...

1. That one customer who thinks they're hilarious:

2. The customer who comes in five minutes before closing:

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"Ya'll are still open, right?"

3. Those customers that freak out on you, then come back a week later:

4. The customers who think they're being generous, but are actually just completely unaware:

5. The tables that ask you to sing them happy birthday:

6. The table that prays before they eat:

7. Customers who don't even TRY to clean up after their children

8. Those customers who complain on Yelp instead of IRL:

9. The diners who have literal novels worth of allergies:

10. Those customers that ask you for every possible thing they can get for free:

11. Those customers that bark their drink orders at you before you even get the chance to greet them:

12. Or the ones that just ignore you altogether:

13. The customers that threaten you by saying they know the owner:

14. Those diners who ask you for nutritional info:

15. The full-grown adults that still order off the kid's menu:

16. The customers who ask you questions they can clearly answer themselves: