1. Customers who do stuff like this just to be petty: Twitter: @katmcc11 Seriously? 2. Or pull this nonsense: Instagram: @server_life You BETTER be sorry. 3. People who don't understand that if you can't afford to tip, you can't afford to eat out. Instagram: @glitteryskullz So maybe don't eat out? 4. Like, you realize servers aren't responsible for the actual cooking, right? Instagram: @checksfromlastnight Really?? 5. Anyone who thinks this is funny: instagram.com Not. Funny. 6. People who come in with a literal novel of dietary restrictions. Instagram: @server_life I get that this is valid, but I also get that this is ridiculous. 7. People who order like this: Instagram: @princesajazmin21 Why don't you just stay home and create your own salad? 8. Or this: reddit.com "VERY HUNGRY FOR VEGETABLES" 9. Or people who use God as an excuse for not tipping well. reddit.com Excuse me, what? 10. Like, seriously, Jesus ain't gonna pay my bills. reddit.com This is NOT better than money... 11. Customers who let their children act like animals and completely trash the place. reddit.com Restaurants are NOT daycares. 12. Diners who make a mess in the bathroom. buzzfeed.com Come onnnnn. 13. Like, really... Instagram: @average_nerd1010 Why? 14. People who rip apart their straw wrappers and coasters just to be annoying. instagram.com You know I have to clean this up, right? 15. Customers who ask you to split their check into like 10 separate bills. Instagram: @serverproblems Honestly just Venmo each other at this point! 16. People who do this, then complain about being up-charged for it: Instagram: @hollykins_shaye If you're gonna order a gallon of sauce, expect to pay for it!