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Customers who do stuff like this just to be petty:
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Or pull this nonsense:
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People who don't understand that if you can't afford to tip, you can't afford to eat out.
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Like, you realize servers aren't responsible for the actual cooking, right?
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Anyone who thinks this is funny:
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People who come in with a literal novel of dietary restrictions.
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People who order like this:
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Or people who use God as an excuse for not tipping well.
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Like, seriously, Jesus ain't gonna pay my bills.
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Customers who let their children act like animals and completely trash the place.
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Diners who make a mess in the bathroom.
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People who rip apart their straw wrappers and coasters just to be annoying.
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Customers who ask you to split their check into like 10 separate bills.
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People who do this, then complain about being up-charged for it:
