Why We Love Super Bowl Sunday

Super Bowl Sunday is upon us! What makes this day an humongous big deal in our country?

THE GAME!

After months of playing, two teams of multi-millionaire football players have the honor of facing off in the biggest game of the year.

I am aware the Red Skins aren't in the Super Bowl...right?

The Half-Time Show

As far as I am concerned, two NFL teams opened up for a Lady Gaga concert last year! It's always a blast to see an amazing concert piped into your home to enjoy!

Super Bowl Parties

The Big Screen TV is center staged! Your friends and you are huddled around it cheering , rooting, screaming and gambling throughout the game!

Gambling

What? There is no illegal gambling here! Face it, people have a chart where they bet on the spread. For a simpleton like me, I stick the spread I would use for a bagel. Basically, I always lose!

That Buffet and Dip

Oh, you know I am bringing a To-Go-Plate home with me! Wings, Pizza, Buffalo Dip!

It's like a Golden Corral except the food's not shit...or sneezed on by unattended children.

The Commercials

It's the only time of the year where we do not fast-forward through commercials. We watch them with the same anticipation as a Marvel post-credit scene.

What am I missing? Comment what you love about the Super Bowl!