Day Light Savings: Get Ready To Lose An Hour Of Sleep

Daylight saving time 2018 in Ohio will begin at 2:00 AM on Sunday, March 11th! Ugh, I hope my Grandma does not make me get up early for Church. What to expect and who to blame!

Blame Benjamin Franklin

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Yep, the dude on the $100 bill is to blame! He was the most well known guy that proposed this. You can blame this dick for us losing an hour of sleep. To protest Benjamin Franklin, let's reject the use of his $100 bill. Send me all of your crisp $100 bills and I will dispose of them! I swear this is legit!

2 A.M. is when it is going down!

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The saying is "SPRING forwards, and FALL back." Don't accidentally set your clock back an hour. The cool time-change happens in the fall.

Sunday Morning is going to suck!

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Luckily, it's a sleep-in day for many, but I pity the souls that must work that day with an hour-less of sleep. I know one could go to sleep one hour early to help adjust for the loss of time, BUT THAT IS NOT THE POINT! I refuse to let time control my sleep!

The MEMES!

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Get ready for your timeline on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram to be flooded with memes to mark the occasions. Humans of today lack the ability to express thoughts and emotions through anything else except for the meme. If the American Revolutionary War would have occurred today, I bet the Declaration of Independence would have been on a meme...Could you imagine a movie where Nicolas Cage steals a meme!? That in itself is a National Treasure.