Everyone loves a scary movie. Some people just enjoy watching them from their own unique perspective. Check out a few of these classic movie moments as brought to you by pee-pants baby coward people.
"Just tap me when the end credits happen."
"I can kind of make out shapes and colors, that counts as watching, right?"
"Look at that lamp in the corner of the room. I think I'll stare at it for the next 20 minutes."
"Why did I subject myself to this again?"
"This one has incredible cinematography. One imagines."
"I'm fine, just thinking about which comedy to put on immediately after this."
"That almost caught me by surprise! Had I only had my eyes open."
"It's so refreshing to hear some practical visual effects for a change."
"This sounds riveting, 5 out of 5 would recommend listening to."
"I thought this was a space adventure, for the love of God why is everyone screaming!?"
