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10 Scary Movies As Viewed By Complete Cowards

Not everyone enjoys scaring the crap out of themselves.

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Everyone loves a scary movie. Some people just enjoy watching them from their own unique perspective. Check out a few of these classic movie moments as brought to you by pee-pants baby coward people.

"Just tap me when the end credits happen."

DreamWorks Pictures

"I can kind of make out shapes and colors, that counts as watching, right?"

Warner Bros. Television

"Look at that lamp in the corner of the room. I think I'll stare at it for the next 20 minutes."

TriStar Pictures

"Why did I subject myself to this again?"

Columbia Pictures

"This one has incredible cinematography. One imagines."

Warner Bros.

"I'm fine, just thinking about which comedy to put on immediately after this."

Warner Bros.

"That almost caught me by surprise! Had I only had my eyes open."

FilmDistrict

"It's so refreshing to hear some practical visual effects for a change."

Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer

"This sounds riveting, 5 out of 5 would recommend listening to."

Universal Pictures

"I thought this was a space adventure, for the love of God why is everyone screaming!?"

Paramount Pictures

Hope you've enjoyed how the other half lives! Please resume your normal brave person activities.

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