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    PUMPKIN SEASON HAS ARRIVED!

    Yes, it's that time a year, where your foods and drinks are PUMPKIN-FIED! It's like the shrimp scene from Forrest Gump. Pumpkin Pie, Pumpkin Coffee, Pumpkin Muffin, Pumpkin Donuts, Pumpkin Spice Candles (you can eat a candle??), etc! Call me when there are pumpkin condoms. Sex will smell like a craft store during the Fall.

    Comic Jesse Pimpinella
    by Comic Jesse Pimpinella

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    Pumpkin Coffee!

    Get your basic white girl on with this poster child drink of basic-ness! Like, OH MY GOD! Pumpkin coffee is like the Jones Town Kool-laid that enters you into the cult of Pumpkin Obsession! ...instead of death.

    Pumpkin MEATBALLS!

    That's a pumpkin spicy meat-a-ball! I don't how this works. If you cook it, I will try it. It appears that this is some sort of forgotten Fear Factor eating challenge! Someone call Joe Rogen!

    Pumpkin Soup!?!

    YIKES! I don't know about this. It looks like a Jack-O-Lantern ejaculated into a bowl!

    Want to check out more weird recipes?

    Check out this Website for more odd pumpkin recipes!

    http://www.countryliving.com/food-drinks/g619/our-best-pumpkin-recipes-1008/?

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