1. The Nemos
Drinks to start? Negative. You are constantly refilling their glass. They could drink an entire lake. Grow some gills. Here's a pitcher lightweights.
2. Sally Sides
They are asking for sides of cheeses and salad dressings, basically whatever they can get their hands on thinking they can beat the system.
3. Sniper
This person is always eyeing you across the dining room enjoying some target practice to see if their medium-rare burger is coming out soon.
4. VIP
Thinks they are Kim Kardashian, always sitting at a four top wanting all the table space in the world. You wonder if their imaginary friends Bob, Rob, and Mary will be joining them?
5. The Kidnapkin
Doesn't care about the environment and saving paper. They are solely fixated on how those forty napkins are going to help them with all that wing sauce on their hands and face.
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