1. Hedgehogs bristle with delight when you wash them with a toothbrush. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF youtube.com Cats just get angry. sheknows.com 2. And did you know hedgehogs can turn into boats? Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF youtube.com Because cats can't... Via imgur.com 3. Nothing could ever come close to being as cute as this hedgehog. reddit.com Not even close... Via metro.co.uk 4. Hedgehogs are master campers. reddit.com reddit.com Whereas cats are never satisfied with anything. reddit.com 5. A hedgehog will always greet you with a smile. reddit.com Meanwhile... messinmykingdom.tumblr.com 6. Hedgehogs appreciate your knitted niceties. reddit.com While cats will destroy everything you love. Via wastetheday.tumblr.com 7. Baby hedgehogs are called hoglets and fit comfortably in your palm. Flickr: khl Even adult hedgehogs can fit in your hand! reddit.com And look at those ears! Cats loathe every second you touch them. welcometomyfuckedupworld-x.tumblr.com 8. While hedgehogs may try to make you coffee... reddit.com ... Cats only care about themselves. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF meowerr.tumblr.com 9. Hedgehogs believe all animals should be free... Sega Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Sega ... Meanwhile cats follow an outdated autocracy. Disney / Via disney.wikia.com 10. Ultimately, hedgehogs see us all as equals. Flickr: julochka Cats just see you as a food source. zucodragon.tumblr.com 11. And while hedgehogs aren't afraid to get silly... reddit.com ... Cats aren't afraid to kill. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF icanhasgif.com / Via reddit.com Books have even been written about this. rebeccaintheblueboxat211b.tumblr.com 12. Hedgehogs are happy acting like fools to make you smile... Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF yellow-random.tumblr.com ... Cats will cherish your misery. stuffpoint.com 13. Hedgehogs aim to spread love to everyone. Via hedgehogcentral.com Cats aim to make sure you are all alone. Always. reddit.com 14. And while hedgehogs are dashing masters of disguise... reddit.com ... Cats are simply bad impostors. Via themarysue.com 15. Hedgehogs also love to get dressed up... reddit.com ... So do cats, but hedgehogs do it better. Via lauvens.tumblr.com 16. But it's okay. Hedgehogs will give anyone a second chance. reddit.com Even cats. So seriously, #TeamHedgehog.