1. You get into bed early. You are so ready for sleeping.
2. Who doesn't love sleeping? Not you!
3. You turn off the lights and pull up the covers
4. Oh, wait, okay, you thought of something funny to tweet
5. For sure you're going to sleep NOW, though
6. Wait, remember that kid in 3rd grade who was mean to you? You should think about him.
7. Wow, there are a LOT of things you should think about
8. Maybe counting sheep will help
9. Oh, no, what was that noise!?
10. So it seems like you're pretty wide awake.
11. Fine! Fine! You'll just be awake then! You'll get up and do something! You'll bake a cake!
12. Or you'll write something!
13. Until finally, you drift off to sleep
14. Then the alarm goes off, like a nightmare monster
15. It's only then that you realize how much you truly love sleep
16. Still, you force yourself to go to work
17. And get the biggest cup of coffee they have. Because you're a hero. A sleepy, sleepy hero.
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