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Which Mr.Western Contestant Are You Most Alike?

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Tool. Always has to flex, can get girls but never pursues any of them. Takes every opportunity to be shirtless, because he thinks hes big but really just hasnt hit puberty yet. A bigger lightweight than all of the escorts combined.

Josh B.

Super trendy, 10/10 aesthetic. Claims hes a pussy slayer but the most fruity boy youll ever meet, loves musicals, and cries himself to sleep bc he cant practice the dances because of his broken back, loves sga and everything about it but tries to call everyone “sga fags” too look cool infront of sub69. Nice try daniel youre the biggest sga fag here #mostinvolved??? Spends all of daddy’s money on costumes. Keeps his scripts in his back pocket. Calls other peoples colors dumb but has lavender for his.

Daniel

You’ll see him all over the school in that ugly ass bright orange. Can throw a mad whip. Wrestles because he loves the opportunity to get all hot and sweaty with a bunch of dudes.#sasuagefest If prostitues are near, then henry is near.

Henry

A majestic ginger but the biggest blonde you will ever meet. Attention span of a squirrel. Always the one in the group to make everyone laugh with stupid humor. Loves the outdoors and smoking even though he denies hes not high 98% of the time. Believes there are 7,000 seats in the auditorium

Chris

Rafael

The kid that always around. ALWAYS around you. Virgin and proud. Explosive dancer. Lowkey funny but says some weird shit sometimes. Steals every idea from Mr.Western 2015 but claims his is gonna be bigger and better. Don’t sleep on billy, everybody thought marco was going to lose too.

Billy

Addicted to hookah time, virgin, rode the bench in high school, swears he hates rachel aron but talks/hooks up with her every chance he gets. Yells at Jenny to push the show back because he cant get his shit done on time. Makes fun of other boys for being gay but secretly loves neon pink. Afraid to touch girls. Talks shit about the dances being stupid but secretly just wants it changed because its too hard for him.

Josh Laz

Whipped as fuck. Always has to wear a cut shirt. Any grade below an A is a disappointment. If you listen to him speak for more than 10 minutes about his future, you’ll want to rip your ears off. Sponsored by Dagen Enterprises

Benji

He’s a loyal friend, trash dancer, fast eater and can make you laugh just by an exchange of a glance. He takes bullshit from no one but WILL take you bitch. But once he has your bitch, they will attend weekly mass together and leave room for jesus. One of the many virgins in the show. Has a 24 pack of condoms but probably won’t use them until his wedding. Catch him at Moe’s or China 84 any given day if you want the pecker. Wannabe Jim Halpert. Will punch a butterfly if provoked.

Luis

Jared whoit? Loves long distance relationships. Momma’s boy. Loves to lick his fingers after eating. The friend that always gets left out. Another one of the debate jews.

Jared

Thinks hes the shit but really isnt. Most likely to wave his dab pen in your face like a fag. Future frat douche. The definition of the frat brother that loves his brothers a little too much.. Why ask for a pink shirt when you can get salmon… Dresses like a dad but will never be a daddy. Acts like a poon slayer but Just another one of the Jews everybody mixes up

Jacob

Loves psychopaths. Very sus all the time. Sketchiest person at western. Claims he’s a professional frisbee golf player but can’t catch a flying object for the life of him. Good at magic but can’t trick girls into liking him. Super smart but you would never know because he talks at level -1537 volume. #2 in the class, but #1 in your heart.

Dylan

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