It’s Time to Pick the Best Dead Mall in Kansas City

There’s nothing creepier or more fascinating than a dead mall. Kansas City has quite a few of them, but which is the best? It’s time to decide once and for all.

Best Weird Art Sculptures

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Winner: Whatever these things were at Bannister Mall

Best Floor

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Winner: Obviously, it’s Great Mall of the Great Plains. The 1990’s called…

Best Fountain

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Winner: This multi-story masterpiece at Metcalf South

Best Logo

Winner: Mission Center Mall because that slanted “O” though

Sketchiest Parking Lot

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Winner: The north parking garage at Metcalf South. Need we say more?

Best 90’s TV Commercial

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Winner: Bannister Mall and the Nickelodeon characters win this one. Still not convinced? Check out this gem.

Best Use of a Monkey

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Winner: Jeepers/Zonkers/whatever it was called at Great Mall of the Great Plains

Best Location for a Zombie Movie

Winner: Metcalf South. The Walking Dead has nothing on this place.

Best Swimming Pool

Winner: The parking garage at Mission Center Mall during a rainstorm could have been Michael Phelps’ training pool.

The Champion: Metcalf South

The unofficial king of the dead malls. #RIPMetcalfSouth

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