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1.A set of 12 anti-snoring nose vents to open up their nostrils and alleviate the #1 most annoying thing your partner does — snore!
2.A sound machine that'll provide the white noise and 28 non-looping soothing sounds you need to zone out the weird sleep noises your partner (and probably you too!) make all night.
3.A six-pack of soft silicone earplugs for when nothing else will do the trick. These mold to your unique ear shape so there's no concern about if they'll fit or fall out during the night.
4.A pack of light dimming patches, because your partner's late night gaming habit is keeping you up with all the LED lights blinking in your peripheral vision.
5.A set of 12 door bumpers so when your partner is up late at night going through drawers and slamming doors behind them by accident, it won't actually make a sound and wake you up.
6.A set of bedsheet suspenders that'll clip and grip your sheets so they stay secure, because your bedmate tosses and turns — and by the time the sun rises, your bedsheets are halfway on the floor.
7.A lamp perfect for if your partner needs to sleep but you still want to stay up and read or get work done because it's dimmable, has touch control, AND can charge your phone.
8.A sunrise-simulating alarm clock, because you've tried every trick in the book to get your partner to stop pressing snooze and get out of bed on time in the morning! This will imitate the sunrise and sunset to naturally wake you both up (no more loud scary alarms).
9.A shredded foam back pillow so you don't have to fight over the most pillows when it comes time to watch your favorite movie in bed together — Shrek.
10.A pack of six cable clips so you can each have your own charging station on separate bedside tables, because you're constantly fighting over the charger before falling asleep and this way you each have one within arm's reach.
11.A bedside caddy to keep your phone, remote, and current favorite book all in one place so you never have to ask your partner to get out of bed and get them for you (because we both know they aren't gonna move).
12.A vented memory-foam pillow with both a warm and cool side designed to mold to your sleeping position so you never have to fight with your loved one over the best pillow, you each have the perfect one.
13.An adjustable bed tray with drawers for your knickknacks, a built-in mouse pad, and foldable legs for storage for nights when you need to stay up and get some work done and you and your partner are just on different schedules.
14.An eye mask made of 100% silk so you can block out the iPhone light that's currently in your face as your bed pal scrolls through Instagram for thirty minutes before finally turning off the lights.
15.A remote-controlled, dimmable, LED lightbulb for couples who would rather duel to the death than get out from under the sheets to switch off the lights.
16.A cozy headband with headphones built in so you can listen to some tunes or your favorite podcast, because your partner likes complete silence while falling asleep and that's just too spooky scary for you!