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1. A stainless steel rub-away bar specially designed to rid your hands of unwanted scents after cooking or cleaning. Now we just need to invent something to rub away all of my mistakes.
2. An argan oil hair mask and deep conditioner ideal for anyone who needs added moisture in their hair during the driest time of year.
3. A pack of 480 soft and unscented baby wipes for sensitive skin. They're conveniently sold in a box of six packs because you know these bad boys go quick.
4. A pair of Adidas slippers you simply slip on and head out the door. Let those little massage nubs take all your stress away.
5. A cordless stainless steel electric kettle that'll heat up quickly and maintain temperature until removed from the resting dock. This is the kind of convenience we all need more of in 2018.
6. A pair of noise-canceling bluetooth headphones equipped with a 20-hour battery life and a fully wireless design. Perfect for blocking out the haters and crying babies.
7. A one-size-fits-all jar opener for those lids that just won't budge. Are you tired of doing all the work and then someone comes along to open the jar and they take all the credit?! Put an end to this madness!
8. A vacuum-insulated travel mug made with stainless steel so leaking bottles will be a thing of the past.
9. An avocado-colored Instax Instant Camera for anyone who loves the old school way of capturing a moment with friends...and...avocados?
10. A memory foam seat cushion designed to relieve back and tailbone pain. Who doesn't love a little hug for your butt?
11. A non-slip pad that will keep your rug from moving around on hardwood floors.
12. A mana-TEA infuser for the tea-drinking, animal-loving pun aficionados among us (i.e. the only people I associate myself with).
13. A ferry boat toy that'll be a fun addition to bath time and can easily be played with outside the tub as well.
14. A card game to see how well you know your friends' habits. You know exactly who in your #squad you would call out the most.
15. A bag of dental treats your doggo will woof down and your vet will appreciate because they cut down on plaque buildup!
16. A four-port USB charging block for the family who constantly fights over the spare charger. This block is also designed to fit into any power strip without taking up any extra space!
17. Hamilton: The Revolution which is perfect for any theater-loving history buff. Also a wonderful gift for the Peggy in your life. Werk!
18. A hair straightener made with titanium plates that'll heat up to 450 degrees for faster results — thank you science.
19. A river floating tube that will weather the terrain and will allow you to sit back, relax, and get really sunburnt.
20. A personalized journal of love for your mom that'll make a perfect stocking stuffer this holiday.
21. An outdoor table. But wait, there's more! The top pops up... and now it's also a cooler!
22. A tube of shea butter hand cream that'll keep your skin smelling good and feeling hydrated all winter long.
23. A toy basket for the tub so playtime can stay organized and kids can see which toys they have to choose from. You could also use it for yourself to store various bottles of wine after a long day... but hey that's just me.
24. A pair of Italian leather gloves with touchscreen fingertips that'll allow your hands to stay warm while you swipe left on the haters.
Imagine a world in which Peter wrote all of the Amazon reviews.
The reviews for this post have been edited for length and clarity.