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63 Thoughts I Had After I Moved From Germany To The US

This move has surely changed my life for the better even though I've been missing Kinder and pretzels all along.

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2. How many napkins can one use after one meal?

6. Why are you so fascinated with guns?

7. I wish I could have my German healthcare back!

8. Multiple choice tests at university? Yikes. This country wants her people to stay dumb. We don't even get these in first grade!

10. I have to pay BEFORE filling up gas?

11. Why am I walking around in the mall with a sweater on while it's 100 degrees outside? Someone turn the A/C down!

17. Forks were not invented to cut. You know, there's knives for that.

19. Free water in restaurants? Woohoo!

23. What the F you mean you've never traveled out of your state?

25. Southern Hospitality really is a thing.

26. Did you just ask me if we have Internet in Germany?

28. My last name is Schlueter. No, it's not pronounced shoulder or Schuttler.

30. Only in this country there's a dog named "Trigger" shooting its owner in the foot!

31. Your cops need better training.

33. I'll drive for 9 hours and will still be in the same state? Back in Germany, I could have passed through 2-3 countries!

35. Last call? What's that? Oh. At 1.30 a.m.?! I was just getting started.

36. You can't drink in public? But you can carry around your gun and shoot anyone on your property. Ok.

38. What did I do to be called "sweetie," "honey," "darling?"

39. Your parties really are like the ones we see on movie screens!

41. Oh! This is the place from XYZ movie!

42. How much are you charging for an emergency room visit?!

43. No bakeries and butchers in every town? What am I going to eat all day?

46. How do you survive on 5 (or even less) vacation days per year?

48. I can go shopping at 3 a.m. if I need to? YES!

49. This medicine knocked me out! And I got it over the counter? Damn!

50. Fourth of July and Thanksgiving are awesome! But you still don't have enough holidays.

52. Customer service? Didn't know that existed before I came here.

54. Apple products/Nike/Levis/Converse are so cheap here!

55. I don't have to pay to use the bathroom? YAS.

57. Your traffic lights are on the other side!

58. How's getting your driver's license so cheap? Oh yeah. Neither 20 theoretical nor 25 practical lessons.

60. Salty butter? Sweet bread? Sins.

62. Never lived in a house with 9 different nationalities before, but this is awesome!

63. I just met you. How am I already at your house party?

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