Books·Posted on Dec 1, 201411 Philosophical Rejection Lines For That Dude At The BarI think therefore I am not going home with you.by Jennifer SchafferBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail The Heraclitus. The Nietzsche. The Democritus. The Aristotle. The Berkeley. The Descartes. The John Stuart Mill. The Leibniz. The Plato. The Kierkegaard. The Socrates.