If you're like me and spend wayyyy too much time on Twitter, you've probably seen a variation of this tweet making the rounds on your timeline:
she butter on my nut til i squash
It's a sex pun. It's playing off of this tweet, which started the trend:
she ebbin on my neezer til i scrooge
Personally, I love modern poetry. 😍
They're all pretty ridiculous and kind of bad. 😭 But that's also the joke, and why these tweets are so funny.
I rounded up 24 of the best ones I've seen so far. Hope you enjoy!
And if you love a tweet you read, make sure to give your favorite users a like and a follow. 😌
1.
She mush on my room til I gorge
2.
she rogan on my joe til i have an experience
3.
she stock on my holm til i syndrome
4.
SHE VANILLA ON MY ICE TIL I CREAM
5.
she strogan me off till i beef! [𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐔𝐙𝐙𝐄𝐑] she beefin on my stroganoff! [𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐔𝐙𝐙𝐄𝐑] she strogan my beef till im off! [𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐔𝐙𝐙𝐄𝐑]
6.
she cheddar on my broccoli til i soup
7.
she swedish on my meat til i balls
8.
she pabst on my ribbon til i blue
9.
She lizzing on my truss til I resign
10.
“she lockheed martin on my nathan fielder til I peach husband” I scream as I leap from the roof of my apartment complex
11.
she evil on my dead til i 1981 [LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER] she dead on my evil til i 2 [LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER] she rise on my evil til im dead [LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]
12.
she j on my p til i morgan
13.
she negroni on my sbagliato til I prosecco
14.
she parametrize on my equation til i (cosθ, sinθ)
15.
she [boing sound effect] on my [boing sound effect] til i [boing sound effect]
16.
she :3 on my 0-o til i >_
17.
*sweating bullets as i type* she vanning on my gogh til i paint… no no… she splashing on my painting til i soup… no! god damn it think!!… wait wait i have it! she souping on my van til i gogh! yes!!!! *send tweet*
18.
“she whatever on my whatever til i whatever” SHUT up. God doesn’t love you
19.
she fluffing on my nutter til i Massachusetts https://t.co/l4dHP1qo0o
20.
she satan on my lucifer til i osculum obscenum
21.
she axios on my morning brew til i semafor
22.
She honk on my shoo til I mimimi
23.
She 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 on my 𝐁𝐔𝐙𝐙𝐄𝐑 til im 𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃
And finally, 24.
gf just called to say “she frosted on my flakes til I grrrrreat!” then hung up