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    People Are Tweeting Really Bad Sex Puns, And It's The Comedic Relief We Needed This Week

    ✨ She buzz on my feed til I list. ✨

    If you're like me and spend wayyyy too much time on Twitter, you've probably seen a variation of this tweet making the rounds on your timeline:

    Twitter: @addiejoson

    It's a sex pun. It's playing off of this tweet, which started the trend:

    she ebbin on my neezer til i scrooge

    Twitter: @holeliker

    Personally, I love modern poetry. 😍

    They're all pretty ridiculous and kind of bad. 😭 But that's also the joke, and why these tweets are so funny.

    I rounded up 24 of the best ones I've seen so far. Hope you enjoy!

    And if you love a tweet you read, make sure to give your favorite users a like and a follow. 😌

    1.

    Twitter: @2Saddington

    2.

    she rogan on my joe til i have an experience

    Twitter: @bitethehan

    3.

    she stock on my holm til i syndrome

    Twitter: @zaptiee

    4.

    SHE VANILLA ON MY ICE TIL I CREAM

    Twitter: @ESTRElTlNO

    5.

    she strogan me off till i beef! [𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐔𝐙𝐙𝐄𝐑] she beefin on my stroganoff! [𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐔𝐙𝐙𝐄𝐑] she strogan my beef till im off! [𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐔𝐙𝐙𝐄𝐑]

    Twitter: @hunter_hhhh

    6.

    she cheddar on my broccoli til i soup

    Twitter: @Dr_Nut_

    7.

    Twitter: @lunarunicorn420

    8.

    she pabst on my ribbon til i blue

    Twitter: @horsepuncher_

    9.

    Twitter: @ThecamtrainR6

    10.

    “she lockheed martin on my nathan fielder til I peach husband” I scream as I leap from the roof of my apartment complex

    Twitter: @gnosticmilf

    11.

    she evil on my dead til i 1981 [LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER] she dead on my evil til i 2 [LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER] she rise on my evil til im dead [LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]

    Twitter: @sataniicpanic

    12.

    Twitter: @goodboygremlin

    13.

    she negroni on my sbagliato til I prosecco

    Twitter: @squipulus

    14.

    she parametrize on my equation til i (cosθ, sinθ)

    Twitter: @foconut_

    15.

    she [boing sound effect] on my [boing sound effect] til i [boing sound effect]

    Twitter: @GIRLFRIENDIive

    16.

    Twitter: @chaoticgirl777

    17.

    *sweating bullets as i type* she vanning on my gogh til i paint… no no… she splashing on my painting til i soup… no! god damn it think!!… wait wait i have it! she souping on my van til i gogh! yes!!!! *send tweet*

    Twitter: @M0MMYBlGDICK

    18.

    “she whatever on my whatever til i whatever” SHUT up. God doesn’t love you

    Twitter: @jellykeeper

    19.

    she fluffing on my nutter til i Massachusetts https://t.co/l4dHP1qo0o

    Twitter: @giitterfreez

    20.

    she satan on my lucifer til i osculum obscenum

    Twitter: @nosferaterzo

    21.

    Twitter: @clairevtran

    22.

    She honk on my shoo til I mimimi

    Twitter: @cystic_pizza

    23.

    She 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 on my 𝐁𝐔𝐙𝐙𝐄𝐑 til im 𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃

    Twitter: @pennmost

    And finally, 24.

    gf just called to say “she frosted on my flakes til I grrrrreat!” then hung up

    Twitter: @Monocarp_

    What do you think? Let me know in the comments!