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    Twitter Is Joking About Who Pete Davidson Should Date Next, And It's Way Too Good

    "I think Pete Davidson should date the Virgin Mary next."

    So, it looks like Pete Davidson is officially single again...

    A closeup of Pete sitting behind a desk

    ...and let's just say Twitter has been having a field day with the news.

    Me: [still camping in line to date Pete Davidson] this is taking forever

    Twitter: @ysylon

    Hundreds of people have joked about who Pete should date next, and it's too, too good. I've rounded up some of the best prospects Twitter had to offer, and omg, y'all are too funny. Here they are:

    1.

    Pete Davidson and Jennifer Coolidge when

    Twitter: @onlinealison

    2.

    I think Pete Davidson should date Lori lightfoot next

    Twitter: @_chlco

    3.

    I think Pete Davidson should date the Great Pacific garbage patch next

    Twitter: @binchcity

    4.

    Twitter: @fakeltfiower

    5.

    Pete Davidson has been spotted with Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor

    Twitter: @bigtucsondad

    6.

    I know exactly who Pete Davidson should date next.

    Twitter: @patrickcotnoir

    7.

    I think Pete Davidson should date the cast of Shen Yun next

    Twitter: @unbailevable

    8.

    pete davidson should date a minion

    Twitter: @pleasebegneiss

    9.

    unless pete davidson dates the rabbit from zootopia or something idgaf anymore really

    Twitter: @ayobrobro

    10.

    i hope Pete Davidson's next way-more-famous girlfriend is Susan Sarandon

    Twitter: @parasocialyte

    11.

    watch pete davidson date queen elizabeth next

    Twitter: @kirawontmiss

    12.

    I just saw Pete Davidson and Addison Rae kissing at the Joshua Tree Olive Garden

    Twitter: @michaelaokla

    13.

    Pete Davidson spotted taking Liza Minnelli out on a date to his favorite pizza place on Staten Island

    Twitter: @donutsarefreeyo

    14.

    Twitter: @writtenbyhanna

    15.

    Pete Davidson should date Martha Stewart next

    Twitter: @bonerwizard

    16.

    Pete Davidson should date Taylor swifts private jet next

    Twitter: @___t_x_

    17.

    I think Pete Davidson should date the Virgin Mary next

    Twitter: @bitchmisery

    18.

    pete davidson will date michelle obama next

    Twitter: @myeshachou

    19.

    If you say Pete Davidson's name in a mirror 3 times he will come date you

    Twitter: @corhar4

    20.

    Pete Davidson, if you don’t date Liz Cheney next… what are you even doing?

    Twitter: @brendanplease

    Who do you think Pete should date next? Let me know in the comments!