Emily Ratajkowski aka "Em Rata" is in Sydney at the moment. And the tabloids are thrilled.
The front page of tomorrow's The Daily Telegraph #auspol
The model, activist and actor was in town for the GQ Australia Men of the Year gala.
Em, a passionate advocate for women's agency and liberation, accepted the International Woman of the Year award. She called on men and women in Australia to ditch stereotypes and wear more bikinis.
You gotta love a gal who knows her strengths and one of hers is certainly looking like a brunette version of Botticelli's "The Birth of Venus".
So it was only fitting she accessorised this colourful ensemble with her abs.
I have never been so mesmerised by a set of rectus abdominis.
Who knew cardigans could look...sexy?
The devil works hard, but double-sided tape works harder.
This rig needs to be studied.
By, like, science.
Or art people.
Or at the very least, a photo of it should be hung in the Louvre.
If you squint and tilt your head to the left they look like the back muscles of "Rodin's Thinker" (who was equally buff).
And here they are with Aussie model Jordan Barrett.
I think there is a federal law that people who are this attractive are not allowed to be seen together.
Especially on a red carpet.
Where there are a shitload of cameras.
I think things around them combust or something, sort of like a reverse "Captain Planet" scenario.
SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE.
While you do that, I'm off to the gym.
