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Which Amazingly Bad Yacht Rock Album Cover Are You

If you were seeking a quiz to truly capture your smooth spirit, you've found it - This Is It.

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  1. Burt Renoylds Shaggy Bearskin Rug
    Smoother than Christopher Cross's Sailing
    Exposed between a silk shirt gently billowing in the wind
    I don't like chest hair
  2. Salt N Pepper McDonald
    Salt N Pepper McDonald
    Doobie McDonald
    Doobie McDonald
    Santa McDonald
    Santa McDonald
    Peak McDonald
    Peak McDonald
    Dainty McDonald
    Dainty McDonald
    Steely Dan McDonald
    Steely Dan McDonald
    I don't know this guy
    I don't know this guy
  3. Hall
    Hall
    Oates
    Oates
  4. You can hear the Christopher Cross blaring from here.
    You can hear the Christopher Cross blaring from here.
    Grab your captain's hat and gold chain.
    Grab your captain's hat and gold chain.
    Pina Coladas, anyone?
    Pina Coladas, anyone?
    The SS Smooth
    The SS Smooth
    Yachts aren't my thing. I like to feel the rough, bumpy waves instead of smooth.
    Yachts aren't my thing. I like to feel the rough, bumpy waves instead of smooth.
  5. No, Caddyshack was a good move.
    Yes, he and Kevin Bacon can go off and do gymnastics in an abandoned gym together for all I care.
    Yes. Dropping Messina was a bad idea.
    I don't care. What a Fool Believes was co-written by this guy.
  6. Peg
    Hey Nineteen
    Do it Again
    Deacon Blues
    Reelin' in the Years
    Aja
    who?

Which Amazingly Bad Yacht Rock Album Cover Are You

You got: Kenny Loggins Keep The Fire

You're basically Smooth Jesus.

Kenny Loggins Keep The Fire
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You got: Kenny Loggins Return to Pooh Corner

You don't even like Yacht Rock. Go to a Pooh Convention with Rock Satan and The Eagles.

Kenny Loggins Return to Pooh Corner
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You got: Captain and Tennile Keeping Our Love Warm

You're about as smooth as Toni Tennille's legs. #YachtyByNature

Captain and Tennile Keeping Our Love Warm
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You got: James Ingram Party Animal

Yah gon be there? Yah mo be there. Yah gon be smooth, too.

James Ingram Party Animal
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You got: Orleans Waking and Dreaming

Everything about this photo is smooth. Except the chest hair. But that's okay.

Orleans Waking and Dreaming
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You got: Michael McDonald's Best Of

Even with the wrinkles, this album is amazingly smooth. Like you.

Michael McDonald's Best Of
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You got: Looking Glass

That hair may be frizzy, but this album is smooth. You are, too.

Looking Glass
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