Burt Renoylds Shaggy Bearskin RugSmoother than Christopher Cross's SailingExposed between a silk shirt gently billowing in the windI don't like chest hair
Salt N Pepper McDonaldDoobie McDonaldSanta McDonaldPeak McDonaldDainty McDonaldSteely Dan McDonaldI don't know this guy
You can hear the Christopher Cross blaring from here.Grab your captain's hat and gold chain.Pina Coladas, anyone?The SS SmoothYachts aren't my thing. I like to feel the rough, bumpy waves instead of smooth.
No, Caddyshack was a good move.Yes, he and Kevin Bacon can go off and do gymnastics in an abandoned gym together for all I care.Yes. Dropping Messina was a bad idea.I don't care. What a Fool Believes was co-written by this guy.
PegHey NineteenDo it AgainDeacon BluesReelin' in the YearsAjawho?
Which Amazingly Bad Yacht Rock Album Cover Are You
You're basically Smooth Jesus.
You don't even like Yacht Rock. Go to a Pooh Convention with Rock Satan and The Eagles.
You're about as smooth as Toni Tennille's legs. #YachtyByNature
Yah gon be there? Yah mo be there. Yah gon be smooth, too.
Everything about this photo is smooth. Except the chest hair. But that's okay.
Even with the wrinkles, this album is amazingly smooth. Like you.
That hair may be frizzy, but this album is smooth. You are, too.