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you could be anything you want in the world...but don't be a dickheaded arsehole to my wife and expect to get away with it.
you are not cool
you are not funny
you are not important
I have to go now because unlike you I have a life, one that consist a stable job as a doctor, a wife, a child, and one on the way.
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