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    21 Products That'll Make You Truly Love Pooping

    Get to really know your shit.

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    1. A Squatty Potty because it seriously makes pooping soooo much easier.

    In the words of Courtney M, the woman in this product photo is "just straight up shitting in her white trousers like a goddamn savage. I got to give her credit, she is committed to that Squatty Potty."

    Promising review: "I dont know what to do with all the extra time I save now that I poop faster. I think I may take up cross-stitching." β€”Andie Pearce

    Get one from Amazon for $25.

    2. This bottle of Poo-Pourri because no one should have to live in smell-fear.

    Promising review: "No more fear of stinking up the office when you have to go after that large cup of coffee." β€”Cece

    Get one from Amazon for $10.

    3. A motion activated toilet light for late night ~guidance~., Meshell DJ Luna / Via

    Promising review: "I've had this device for a little while now and I absolutely love it! The toilet light is motion and light sensitive, which means that when there's too much light in the bathroom, the toilet light won't turn on, and if there's no light and no motion as well, the toilet light won't turn on." β€”Sergio Rios

    Get one from Amazon for $16.

    4. This skinny bathroom organizer to fit into those tight spaces.

    Promising review: "This is a great little cabinet for hiding away TP and room freshener in small bathrooms without storage." β€”My 100 Cats

    Get one from Amazon for $119.

    5. Or this more minimalist toilet paper stocker that'll get the job done.

    Promising review: "I lamented the lack of shelf and closet space in my new bathroom because it meant I'd have to get one of those horrible toilet paper storage tubes I've always hated. I was so happy when I found this modern, practical one because it's the only one that holds an entire 12 rolls and doesn't look horrible. In fact, it's very useful because of the flat surface on top where you can put a nice plant or whatever." β€”egirl

    Get one from Amazon for $45.

    6. This powerful plunger to declog any pipe you throw at it.

    Promising review: "THIS THING MEANS BUSINESS, AND ITS BUSINESS IS DISLODGING OVERSIZED TURDS FROM THE HALF ASS PLUMBING SYSTEM MY LANDLORD INSTALLED. This bad boy gets the job done without spraying water all over like the damn bishop is in town giving out blessings." β€”Reggie Thistleton

    Get one from Amazon for $20.

    7. A toilet paper cloud that is some cirrus business.

    Promising review: "I have very little storage space. This is an ideal way to store extra toilet tissue right out in open sight. Love it!" β€”Helene

    Get one from Amazon for $125.

    8. This one-step roll loader so you'll never go back to that fucking piston holder system.

    Promising review: "If you are curious about this product and design I will tell you I owned another 'one step' loader, no longer made, and there is no going back once you try these." β€”reviewers name

    Get one from Amazon for $14.

    9. A public toilet survival kit because you never know when you're gonna have to tough it out at a show.

    Promising review: "This was purchased as a gag gift for one of my best buddies. He is indescribably concerned with things being neat and clean. It turns out, he took it as quite the thoughtful gift and put it in the glove-box of his car for safe-keeping, right next to his emergency tourniquet and First Aid kits." β€”Derek

    Get one from Amazon for $7.

    10. These sprout-shaped toilet seat handles

    Promising review: "So darn cute! My boyfriend laughed at me when he noticed it on the toilet seat, but I think it's a fun little pop of color and helps keep your hands free from germs." β€”Brittany

    Get a pack of two for $6.

    11. These toilet paper rolls that come in six different colors (including black).

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    Promising review: "As an engineer at a paper mill who manufactures toilet paper, I'd say i know my s**t about toilet paper (no pun intended). This stuff really is amazing. Not only is it soft and strong, but the color is amazing. There is no question in my mind, no matter what color you buy, if you throw this in your bathroom, every guest that uses it will have some remark for you." β€”Kyle H.

    Get some from Amazon for $20.

    12. A decal set to turn your toilet into the Sarlacc Pit from Star Wars.

    Get it from Toilet Sarlacc for $25.

    13. This informative book that tells you all about why your product is the way it is.

    Promising review: "If you ever wondered why your 'product in the bowl' is the way it is, you will find the answers right here. Describing every type of poop, you will learn and laugh along." β€”Todd

    Get one from Amazon for $9.

    14. A toilet paper holder with an integrated wine and beer holder.

    Get it from SOLIDink3d on Etsy for $20.

    15. This touchless toilet flusher to keep your contact with bathroom germs down to a minimum.

    Promising review: "I can't believe how good this works and how easy it was to install. Wish I could give it 10 stars." β€”Buckaroobanzai55

    Get one from Amazon for $43.

    16. A tank-mounted sink so you can save water AND space.

    Promising review: "Amazing engineering. I'm opening a salon and there was no bathroom sink in the bathroom and it was too small to add one. This did the trick!" β€”tracy l reed

    Get one from Amazon for $99.

    17. This flock of sheep to shepherd all your loose rolls into one fluffy coat.

    Promising review: "Looks fantastic in our farmyard themed bathroom." β€”sam burkinshaw

    Get one from AntGI on Etsy for $35.

    18. A toilet seat that works to neutralize odors and slowly eases the lid down to avoid loud slams.

    Promising review: "As someone with Crohn's disease, I can't tell you what a life changer this is. The fan makes very little noise (pressure activated when you sit) and the scent pack is subtle, almost like a mild or faint potpourri." β€”softballmom

    Get one from Amazon for $60.

    19. An accordion-style toilet roll holder that'll shorten that R E A C H all the way to the wall.

    Promising review: "This easy reach toilet paper holder has a great, concept especially for use with the elderly and small children." β€”Leann Vaughan

    Get one from Amazon $7.

    20. This sound blocker designed to stop all the embarrassing sounds from reaching nearby ears.

    Get one from Japan Trend Shop for $32.

    21. And this portable bidet that fits over a water bottle, so you'll never leave that comfort at home.

    Promising review: "Finally, those of us who cannot use toilet paper, or don't feel clean with only toilet paper, can use public restrooms and discreetly still use a bidet." β€”PlainAcres

    Get one from Amazon for $11.

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