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21 Cheap Products That'll Calm You The Fuck Down

Cheap and easy ways to take that edge off!

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1. A smooth flower-embedded lip balm to enrich and stain your lips.

Promising review: "It's kind of weird to try and judge how the color for this is, because it responds to each person and the color changes accordingly. Like on me, it's PINK — but on my friend it's kind of a subtle reddish color. Anyway, I've actually fallen in love with the FEELING of this. It feels super soft and soothing like a balm, but the extra little color (or lot of color in my case), gives it an edge over chapstick." —Sarah R

Get it from Amazon for $10 (available in four colors).


3. And this set of therapeutic essential oils you can use in your necklace.

Promising review: "This is a very nice collection of essential oils I got to put in my misting humidifier. I love the calming smells that come from it. It does not take too many drops to get the smells to release. Considering how many drops are in a bottle, it should take a long time to use up." —Jonathan Abramson

Get it from Amazon for $15.

4. Plus this essential oil diffuser to ~mellow out~ your room.

Promising review: "It's small but powerful. I add my oils, place the cap on, and go. I love that I can easily change my scent choice by emptying the water and simply refilling. I love that it comes with a little measuring cup. The light settings are way more than I had expected. There are so many pretty choices. Solid one color or rotating multiple colors. The diffusing can also be one solid mist or pulse. One of my best purchases of the year." —Jennifer Devlin

Get it from Amazon for $16.

5. These refreshing sheet masks with scents ranging from aloe to tomato—they'll rejuvenate parched skin.

Promising review: "I have extremely sensitive skin, so I was worried they would cause irritation. I have tried all the masks except for lemon, which I gave to a friend. I am so happy to report I suffered no adverse reactions to any of the masks. I am typically sensitive to fragrance, which these contain, but it is at the end of the ingredients list. The scent of each mask is very mild and pleasant." —R. L. Wiley

Get a pack of 11 from Amazon for $11.

6. And a modeling mask packed with skullcap and willow bark extract (they're known for their soothing properties).

Promising review: "I have never used a modeling mask prior to this purchase. It was divine! It was fun to put on and very easy to take off. And my skin felt so smooth and supple! I eagerly ordered several more." —Tressa K

Get them from Soko Glam for $9.


7. A foot mask for soaking your tired feet in rich, hydrating goodness, leaving them feeling smooth and soft.

Promising review: "I tend to be quite picky with foot items. I'm on my feet a lot at work and want that refreshed and relaxed feeling, but I hate minty foot stuff. I have tried the lavender mask and am extremely happy." —karadad

Get it from Sephora for $5. Available in almond and lavender.

9. A silky-smooth pillowcase for turning any rough pillow into a luxurious one.

Promising review: "I've been sleeping with this pillowcase for about a month now and really love it. No more waking up with a pillow crease on my face that takes hours to go away! I throw this in the washer with cold water. I am really sensitive to smells and was worried that this would have the silk smell to it, but mine does not." —Miss Fit

Get it from Amazon for $20 (available in 25 colors and 6 styles).

10. This water fountain to recreate the sounds of a gentle babbling brook.

Promising review: "It's a good size, measuring almost 10 inches tall. It's easy to operate with either the cord it came with or 2 AA batteries (not included). You just need to add water. I love the sound of the water, as it gives a calming effect. " —jennifer573

Get it from Walmart for $20.


12. A scalp massager that'll set you on a roller coaster of calming ~tingles~ without getting your hair all tangled.

Promising review: "My scalp feels so relaxed after using this little guy. It's stiff enough to work, but flexible enough to go around a big head like mine. For the price, you can't go wrong." —Shopping problem

Get it from Amazon for $5 (available in six colors).

13. This box of stress-relieving tea to take the edge off at the end of the day.

Promising review: "I suffer from some anxiety disorders and take meds for that, but still have breakthrough anxiety quite often. I have a cup of this tea and in a short while I notice that I feel much better. It smells and tastes wonderful. Each tea bag tag has a little saying on it, which is really sweet." —Susan

Get 16-pack from Amazon for $3.

14. A stackable spinning ring for when you have a bout of anxiety and just need to fidget.

Promising review: "I love this ring! I have anxiety and tend to fidget with my necklace when I have an attack. This ring has been great for me and looks amazing. My 2-year-old loves to spin the beads when he's sleepy." —Ashley Preston

Get it from LoveDawne on Etsy for $20.


15. This microwavable neck pillow filled with an herbal blend of oils to relax and soothe your mind.

Promising review: "This pillow is something else! I've been struggling with neck tension and migraines ever since starting grad school. I carry a lot of stress in my upper shoulders that typically results in a migraine or full-range headaches that have put me in tears. If I can catch myself before one really gets going, I'll throw my Happy Wrap in the microwave for about two minutes and I'm golden." —Amazon Customer

Get it from Amazon for $20 (available in six colors).

16. A painted mood lightbulb that projects a calming, cloudy scene when lit.

Promising review: "It's beautiful! So calming, so lovely. I use it in my bedroom and it relaxes me as I get ready for bed. I've been buying them for years, can't recommend them enough." —bethscarborough

Get it from MoodLights on Etsy for $20.

17. This ice-pack wrap that can hold itself in many positions over your aches and pains.

Promising review: "These have become kind of a must after a heavy weight-training day. Cold therapy is great for recovery and these bags live up to their purpose. They do not leak, they stay cold for a few hours, and the braces do their job to keep the bags on your body. Nothing fancy, but they live up to what they are supposed to do." —Jose Luis

Get it from Amazon for $14.

18. Plush cat slippers that are perfect for when your dogs are barking.

Promising review: "I am in love with these. First of all, they are very well-made and sturdy. They are very soft and comfortable." —rosebud

Get it from Amazon for $15 (available in five styles).

19. A classic balm to warm and loosen up your tired and sore muscles.

Promising review: "I have used this for years and it really soothes sore muscles. I especially like it on the back of my neck before bed, it warms and relaxes my neck and helps me to sleep." —Paula G. Cannon

Get it from Amazon for $10 (also available in a two-pack).

20. A fluffy fleece blanket that'll have you looking forward to going pantsless at the end of the day.

Promising review: "It's not my first plush throw, but I'm still impressed by its softness and light weight. It feels like my little puppy, but even softer! Really suitable for a nap." —Eva

Get it from Amazon for $15 (available in seven colors).

21. And this bedside projector to make you feel like you're at home under the ocean current.

Promising review: "It works wonderfully in the bedroom, and well as my living room with a cathedral ceiling! I absolutely love that I can just hook my phone right up to it and hit go on my playlists and have music and a show to relax and fall asleep to! So while kids would love it, it isn't just for them and I think many adults will find is soothing and just plain cool, as well!" —Missy Harper

Get it from Amazon for $14.