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Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?

A hairy swimsuit, Himalayan salt shot glasses, and cube-shaped fidget spinners. How far can *you* get without buying something?

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Welcome to another edition of “Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?”

The game is simple. Try to make it through this entire post without buying something.

Don’t plan to buy anything? That’s OK! Stay and enjoy my groanworthy jokes! I italicize each pun for maximum cringe, AND BECAUSE I WOULD REALLY HATE IT IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHAT I WAS GETTING AT. If we had the ability to highlight words at BuzzFeed, I would.

Come up with a better pun? Post it in the comments! I DO READ ALL THE COMMENTS, EVEN THE COMMENTS FROM PEOPLE WHO SERIOUSLY HATE ON THIS POST! And it's ok. I write this series to have fun and don't take it personally. But if you must criticize, at least come up with something better than "I can't spend $50 if I don't have $50." It's gettin' real old, and I know that you commenters out there can come up with something better. Preferably in pun form.

So with that said: DANGER! THERE MIGHT BE SOME PUNS AHEAD! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! GOOD LUCK, ALL! 😀

2. These shopping bags that you can fit onto your shopping cart to organize groceries as you add them.

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So cool, people will be checking you out at the checkout. Checkout. The place where you get rung up. Get it? Angry yet?

Get them from Amazon for $36 (available in small or standard sizes and in two color options).

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3. This swimsuit designed to make you look like you have a hairy chest.

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Some may find it quite hair-larious.

Get it from Amazon for $50 (available in sizes XS to XXL).

4. A magnetic belt you'll always be able to tighten to just the right length.

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Anything that keeps your pants on isn't a waist.

Get it from Amazon for $31+ (available in five colors and sizes S-XXL).

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14. A deep-cleaning brush set that comes with a wiper blade to reach small crevices.

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Wiper?! I hardly know her!

Get them from Amazon for $6 (also available in a larger cleaning set).

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17. These floating egg pods for making perfect poached eggs every time.

I'm scrambling to come up with a pun for this one. I think that's it, yolks.

Get a set of four for $8.

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