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Welcome to another edition of “Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?”
The game is simple. Try to make it through this entire post without buying something.
Don’t plan to buy anything? That’s OK! Stay and enjoy my groanworthy jokes! I italicize each pun for maximum cringe, AND BECAUSE I WOULD REALLY HATE IT IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHAT I WAS GETTING AT. If we had the ability to highlight words at BuzzFeed, I would.
Come up with a better pun? Post it in the comments! I DO READ ALL THE COMMENTS, EVEN THE COMMENTS FROM PEOPLE WHO SERIOUSLY HATE ON THIS POST! And it's ok. I write this series to have fun and don't take it personally. But if you must criticize, at least come up with something better than "I can't spend $50 if I don't have $50." It's gettin' real old, and I know that you commenters out there can come up with something better. Preferably in pun form.
So with that said: DANGER! THERE MIGHT BE SOME PUNS AHEAD! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! GOOD LUCK, ALL! 😀
1. This shower caddy that'll hold even the bulkiest of shampoo bottles.
2. These shopping bags that you can fit onto your shopping cart to organize groceries as you add them.
3. This swimsuit designed to make you look like you have a hairy chest.
4. A magnetic belt you'll always be able to tighten to just the right length.
5. These raccoon earrings that make trash pandas look even cuter.
6. This elegant plant mister for hydrating your more sensitive plants.
7. A set of woodland creature pencils who'll make you feel guilty about sharpening them.
8. This cube fidget spinner that's making me question whether we've gone too far with this trend.
9. These forks designed to cut like knives without being super sharp.
10. A heat-changing mug that will tell you when the temperature changes.
11. This wall clock perfect for that ~fashionably~ late friend.
12. A set of Himalayan salt shot glasses for an added briny finish to your tequila shots.
13. This rolling pin that adjusts in order to uniformly flatten your dough.
14. A deep-cleaning brush set that comes with a wiper blade to reach small crevices.
15. This circuit discovery kit for building over 100 different projects.
16. A floating ramp to save any small critters who get into your pool.
