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Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?

A hairy swimsuit, Himalayan salt shot glasses, and cube-shaped fidget spinners. How far can *you* get without buying something?

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Welcome to another edition of “Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?”

The game is simple. Try to make it through this entire post without buying something.

Don’t plan to buy anything? That’s OK! Stay and enjoy my groanworthy jokes! I italicize each pun for maximum cringe, AND BECAUSE I WOULD REALLY HATE IT IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHAT I WAS GETTING AT. If we had the ability to highlight words at BuzzFeed, I would.

Come up with a better pun? Post it in the comments! I DO READ ALL THE COMMENTS, EVEN THE COMMENTS FROM PEOPLE WHO SERIOUSLY HATE ON THIS POST! And it's ok. I write this series to have fun and don't take it personally. But if you must criticize, at least come up with something better than "I can't spend $50 if I don't have $50." It's gettin' real old, and I know that you commenters out there can come up with something better. Preferably in pun form.

So with that said: DANGER! THERE MIGHT BE SOME PUNS AHEAD! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! GOOD LUCK, ALL! 😀

1. This shower caddy that'll hold even the bulkiest of shampoo bottles.

Raising the bar...of soap in showers everywhere.Get it from Amazon for $16.
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Raising the bar...of soap in showers everywhere.

Get it from Amazon for $16.

2. These shopping bags that you can fit onto your shopping cart to organize groceries as you add them.

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So cool, people will be checking you out at the checkout. Checkout. The place where you get rung up. Get it? Angry yet?

Get them from Amazon for $36 (available in small or standard sizes and in two color options).

3. This swimsuit designed to make you look like you have a hairy chest.

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Some may find it quite hair-larious.

Get it from Amazon for $50 (available in sizes XS to XXL).

4. A magnetic belt you'll always be able to tighten to just the right length.

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Anything that keeps your pants on isn't a waist.

Get it from Amazon for $31+ (available in five colors and sizes S-XXL).

5. These raccoon earrings that make trash pandas look even cuter.

You should get these pretty coon before they sell out.Get them from Amazon for $6.
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You should get these pretty coon before they sell out.

Get them from Amazon for $6.

6. This elegant plant mister for hydrating your more sensitive plants.

Please just call me John. Mr. Mister was my father.Get it from Amazon for $20 (available in two finishes).
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Please just call me John. Mr. Mister was my father.

Get it from Amazon for $20 (available in two finishes).

7. A set of woodland creature pencils who'll make you feel guilty about sharpening them.

But if you don't sharpen them, then it's totally pointless.Get a four-pack from Amazon for $8 (available in three styles).
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But if you don't sharpen them, then it's totally pointless.

Get a four-pack from Amazon for $8 (available in three styles).

8. This cube fidget spinner that's making me question whether we've gone too far with this trend.

I heard the design was a spinoff of a top secret government blueprint.Get it from Amazon for $7 (available in nine colors).
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I heard the design was a spinoff of a top secret government blueprint.

Get it from Amazon for $7 (available in nine colors).

9. These forks designed to cut like knives without being super sharp.

I'm not sure who the fork thought this one up, but it's damn clever.Get a set of four for $20.
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I'm not sure who the fork thought this one up, but it's damn clever.

Get a set of four for $20.

10. A heat-changing mug that will tell you when the temperature changes.

Katy Perry would appreciate this.Get it from Amazon for $8.
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Katy Perry would appreciate this.

Get it from Amazon for $8.

11. This wall clock perfect for that ~fashionably~ late friend.

It might take you a second to read it. It's a bit time-consuming.Get it from Amazon for $15.
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It might take you a second to read it. It's a bit time-consuming.

Get it from Amazon for $15.

12. A set of Himalayan salt shot glasses for an added briny finish to your tequila shots.

Get ready to as-salt your palate.Get a set of eight for $40 (also available in a set of four).
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Get ready to as-salt your palate.

Get a set of eight for $40 (also available in a set of four).

13. This rolling pin that adjusts in order to uniformly flatten your dough.

"Dude, I think you're doing it wrong." "Nah, man, that's how I roll."Get it from Amazon for $16 (available in multicolor and blue).
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"Dude, I think you're doing it wrong."

"Nah, man, that's how I roll."

Get it from Amazon for $16 (available in multicolor and blue).

14. A deep-cleaning brush set that comes with a wiper blade to reach small crevices.

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Wiper?! I hardly know her!

Get them from Amazon for $6 (also available in a larger cleaning set).

15. This circuit discovery kit for building over 100 different projects.

Get a grounded education in electricity.Get a kit from Amazon for $21.
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Get a grounded education in electricity.

Get a kit from Amazon for $21.

16. A floating ramp to save any small critters who get into your pool.

Get it before they go off the deep end!Get it from Amazon for $21.
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Get it before they go off the deep end!

Get it from Amazon for $21.

17. These floating egg pods for making perfect poached eggs every time.

I'm scrambling to come up with a pun for this one. I think that's it, yolks.

Get a set of four for $8.

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