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Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?

An herb preserver, beetle wing earrings, and Go-Gurt for cats. How far can *you* get without buying something?

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Welcome to another edition of “Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?”

The game is simple. Try to make it through this entire post without buying something.

Don’t plan to buy anything? That’s OK! Stay and enjoy my groanworthy jokes! I italicize each pun for maximum cringe, AND BECAUSE I WOULD REALLY HATE IT IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHAT I WAS GETTING AT. If we had the ability to highlight words at BuzzFeed, I would.

Come up with a better pun? Post it in the comments! I DO READ ALL THE COMMENTS!

So with that said: DANGER! THERE MIGHT BE SOME PUNS AHEAD! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! GOOD LUCK, ALL! 😀

1. This skateboard stand to keep your walls from getting scuffed.

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Or should I say...shred up your walls. HA!

Get it from Amazon for $12 (available in five colors).

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2. A clever inverted umbrella that folds upward so you can slip into your car easier.

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You might say this umbrella is...mist-defying.

Get it from Amazon for $20 (available in black and red).

3. This alarm clock with two fast-charging USB ports so you don't have to dig up a plug behind your nightstand.

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You'll be the tock of the town with this!

Get it from Amazon for $35 (available in four colors).

6. An insulated shaker set that nests together into a single cup when you're done living it up.

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Shaker?! I hardly know her!

Get it from Amazon for $30+ (available in a two-glass set and a four-glass set).

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12. A drawer organizer that's the perfect solution to that increasingly chaotic junk drawer.

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Would this be considered a be-tray-al of your drawers?

Get it from Amazon for $8+ (available in black and white).

14. These beetle wing earrings to give off the the most brilliant metallic shine.

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The beetle shells have been humanely harvested in accordance with the regulations of CITES (Convention of International Trade in Endangered Species), so no funny business here!

Get it from AsanaNaturalArts on Etsy for $20.

Aaand that wraps it up for this week! You can find last week's edition here. See ya!

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