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    Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?

    An herb preserver, beetle wing earrings, and Go-Gurt for cats. How far can *you* get without buying something?

    Welcome to another edition of “Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?”

    The game is simple. Try to make it through this entire post without buying something.

    Don’t plan to buy anything? That’s OK! Stay and enjoy my groanworthy jokes! I italicize each pun for maximum cringe, AND BECAUSE I WOULD REALLY HATE IT IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHAT I WAS GETTING AT. If we had the ability to highlight words at BuzzFeed, I would.

    Come up with a better pun? Post it in the comments! I DO READ ALL THE COMMENTS!

    So with that said: DANGER! THERE MIGHT BE SOME PUNS AHEAD! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! GOOD LUCK, ALL! 😀

    1. This skateboard stand to keep your walls from getting scuffed.

    2. A clever inverted umbrella that folds upward so you can slip into your car easier.

    3. This alarm clock with two fast-charging USB ports so you don't have to dig up a plug behind your nightstand.

    4. An electric foot file that uses diamond crystals to shave through any tough callouses.

    5. This grid shelf to show off the memorable moments of your life.

    6. An insulated shaker set that nests together into a single cup when you're done living it up.

    7. This handmade stand with a place for everything when you unequip yourself for the night.

    8. A nifty guitar tuner that can work even in a noisy environment.

    9. This door knob organizer—it won't let you forget that crucial something-or-other.

    10. A pillowcase you can personalize with your own design.

    11. This herb preserver to keep your herbs fresh for up to three weeks.

    12. A drawer organizer that's the perfect solution to that increasingly chaotic junk drawer.

    13. This corner shelf for holding all those sweet books you just bought from my absurd book post.

    14. These beetle wing earrings to give off the the most brilliant metallic shine.

    15. This contemporary coloring book that'll fill you with the spirit of mild rage.

    16. These scissor hair pin sets—they're perfect for the aspiring barber, or those who just have their work cut out for them.

    17. And this Go-Gurt-like squeezable cat treat for those busy cats who don't have time in the morning to eat.

    Aaand that wraps it up for this week! You can find last week's edition here. See ya!