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Welcome to another edition of “Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?”
I am your host, Jeff. I’m back yet again for this week! The game is simple. Try to make it through this entire post without buying something.
Don’t plan to buy anything? That’s OK! Stay and enjoy my groanworthy jokes! I italicize each pun for maximum cringe.
Come up with a better pun? Post in the comments! I DO READ ALL THE COMMENTS!
DANGER! THERE MIGHT BE SOME PUNS AHEAD! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! GOOD LUCK, ALL! 😀
1. This absolutely tiny narwhal to become your new best friend.
2. This filtered water pitcher that you don't need to wait hours to fill up.
3. This Kermit hat—it's really none of your business.
4. A bedside alarm clock that lights up when you clap or knock the table near it.
5. This spinning power brush powered purely by water pressure.
6. An iridescent mug for the most colorful Moscow mules.
7. This magnetic cable manager to keep your charger within arm's reach.
8. These energy stir sticks to easily add caffeine to any drink.
9. This silicone bread maker that partially closes to keep moisture inside the baking loaf.
10. A spiky massage ball to work out the devils in your muscles.
11. A fancy faucet aerator that makes elegant patterns and saves you water.
12. These butterfly wall decorations to add a touch of nature to a plain wall.
13. A set of doughnut soap that look good enough to eat.
14. This gold DNA ring for those who want to be subtle but science-y.
15. A galaxy scarf that uses the power of the cosmos to keep your neck warm.
16. This geometric decal of a Jack Russell Terrier... just because they are adorable.
17. And this Quidditch player bookmark that's slowly sweeping the nation.
