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    Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?

    DNA rings, instant filtered water, and a tiny narwhal: How far can *you* get without buying something?


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    Welcome to another edition of “Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?”

    I am your host, Jeff. I’m back yet again for this week! The game is simple. Try to make it through this entire post without buying something.

    Don’t plan to buy anything? That’s OK! Stay and enjoy my groanworthy jokes! I italicize each pun for maximum cringe.

    Come up with a better pun? Post in the comments! I DO READ ALL THE COMMENTS!


    1. This absolutely tiny narwhal to become your new best friend.

    It may be tiny, but it has a narly attitude.

    Get one from SuAmi on Etsy for $21.

    2. This filtered water pitcher that you don't need to wait hours to fill up.,

    Water you waiting for? Oh yeah, you won't be.

    Get one from Amazon for $35.

    3. This Kermit hat—it's really none of your business.

    I heard wearing it is a ribbiting experience.

    Get one from Amazon for $15.

    4. A bedside alarm clock that lights up when you clap or knock the table near it.

    Don't knock it until you try it. Er... well you know what I mean.

    Get one from Amazon for $14.

    5. This spinning power brush powered purely by water pressure.

    This brush is a stroke of genius!

    Get one from Amazon for $36.

    6. An iridescent mug for the most colorful Moscow mules.

    This picture is a pretty good mug shot.

    Get one from Amazon for $21.

    7. This magnetic cable manager to keep your charger within arm's reach.

    It's quite cable-ple of making your life easier.

    Get one from Amazon for $8.

    8. These energy stir sticks to easily add caffeine to any drink.

    These oughta cause a stir.

    Get one from Amazon for $13.

    9. This silicone bread maker that partially closes to keep moisture inside the baking loaf.

    There are three loafs in the oven. You might say that they are... eloafing?

    Get one from Amazon for $21.

    10. A spiky massage ball to work out the devils in your muscles.

    Your foot kneads this.

    Get one from Amazon for $8.

    11. A fancy faucet aerator that makes elegant patterns and saves you water.

    Aerator?! I hardly know her!

    Get one from Amazon for $5.

    12. These butterfly wall decorations to add a touch of nature to a plain wall.

    A good conversation piece that'll make anyone a social butterfly.

    Get one from Amazon for $8.

    13. A set of doughnut soap that look good enough to eat.

    It'll really clean your palate.

    Get some from AubreyEApothecary on Etsy for $7.

    14. This gold DNA ring for those who want to be subtle but science-y.

    Gene-ious idea.

    Get one from HappyWayJewelry on Etsy for $29.

    15. A galaxy scarf that uses the power of the cosmos to keep your neck warm.

    This is Sirius-ly awesome looking.

    Get one from Aslidedesign on Etsy for $19.

    16. This geometric decal of a Jack Russell Terrier... just because they are adorable.

    Unleash your laptops visual potential.

    Get one from Amazon for $11.

    17. And this Quidditch player bookmark that's slowly sweeping the nation.

    This bookmark is a keeper.

    Get one from MyBookmark on Etsy for $25

    That's all for this week! If you're looking for more—check out last week's edition here!

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