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Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?

A cat-collar shirt, squeezable pea pod, and stripping sloth: How far can *you* get without buying something?

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Welcome to another edition of “Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?”

I am your host, Jeff. I’m back yet again this week for the second time in a row! The game is simple. Try to make it through this entire post without buying something.

Don’t plan to buy anything? That’s OK! Stay and enjoy my groanworthy jokes! I italicize each pun for maximum cringe.

Come up with a better pun? Post in the comments! I DO READ ALL THE COMMENTS!

DANGER! THERE MIGHT BE SOME PUNS AHEAD! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! GOOD LUCK, ALL! 😀

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6. A folding chair with an integrated cooler pouch to keep your Capri Suns at the perfect temperature.

amazon.com, WWO / Via amzn.to

It's literally a cool chair.

Get it from Amazon for $24 (available in black, gray, blue, and red).

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8. A shark mug with a cookie compartment to keep them warm.

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