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Welcome to another edition of “Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?”
I am your host, Jeff. I’m back yet again this week for the second time in a row! The game is simple. Try to make it through this entire post without buying something.
Don’t plan to buy anything? That’s OK! Stay and enjoy my groanworthy jokes! I italicize each pun for maximum cringe.
Come up with a better pun? Post in the comments! I DO READ ALL THE COMMENTS!
DANGER! THERE MIGHT BE SOME PUNS AHEAD! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! GOOD LUCK, ALL! 😀
1. A shirt with a sleeping cat around the collar for adorning your neck in cute comfort.
2. A neck support pillow to stop your head from flopping around while traveling.
3. A seductive enamel pin your friends will want to steal from you.
4. A USB flash drive that displays how much space is left on it.
5. A stripping-sloth T-shirt to bewilder and intrigue you.
6. A folding chair with an integrated cooler pouch to keep your Capri Suns at the perfect temperature.
7. Potato skewers that'll have your spuds baked and given an occupation.
8. A shark mug with a cookie compartment to keep them warm.
9. Shelves that'll turn your favorite books into hangable works of art.
10. A sling toilet paper stand that can also hold your magazines and books.
11. A squeezable edamame pea pod you can pop endlessly.
12. A hedgehog table brush that's bristlingly cute.
13. A wood paper towel holder for making tearing off a single sheet easier.
14. A narwhal night-light to spear you with cuteness.
15. Cat-butt coasters that are nothing butt cute.
16. A superhero bookend to save your novels from peril.
17. A hot-dog-dog mug that's not subtle at all in its meaning.
Here is where we part ways.
But there is always last week's edition that you can find here.