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The question on everyone's mind finally gets answered. DIscover what kind of Pool Boy you are and meant to be, and lounge, tan and collect leaves along the way.

What Kind Of Pool Boy Are You?

What is your best Skill?

Are you more of a hunter or a gatherer?

Who broke your heart at age 13 in the Amalfitan Coast?

Where would you retire to?

What would be the artist scarf you'd buy at the only acceptable place of business, the gift shop in any given museum?

When were you born?

In the inevitable adaption to screen of the Opera based on your life, who would make it to the last round of auditions to play you, but wouldn't book?

What did you do before this?

What is your most quoted saying or phrase?

What will play at your funeral?

You are an excellent Pool Boy candidate. Your lounging, tanning and also leaf collection skills make are unmatched. The elite of Pool Boying awaits you. Don't forget the lessons learned during your mandatory trip at age 13 to the amalfitan coast to get your heart broken, and you will be the tlk of town among artists and artists who drink white wine alike. Cheers Babe

Traditional Pool Boy

You might be handy with the lounging, tanning and with your leaf collection skills, but there is something mysterious, intangible, lurking down beneath the surface. Pool Boying for you is about the collection of secrets, the romancing of enemy pool boys, the shoot outs and the general presence of martinis. You live for the excitement that every new pool will bring.

Spy Pool Boy

We all know that being a Pool Boy is a way of life, but for you my friend it is more than that, it gives meaning to the pool, the net, the leaves and even your life. Collecting dirt in skimpy outfits trascends the limit of the gawking eye for you, it is about the finesse and the technique, it is about the Hockney Paintings, and those Tchaikovsky Symphonies, the perfect William Morris print in your speedos.

Artist Pool Boy

They might think that you are a Class A Pool Boy, but you and I know the dark truth. Behind the lounging, tanning and collection of leaves exists a dark resentment. You have been working with the enemy, the pool cleaning device company, ever since tragically disapeared in the bottom of the pool, or maybe you are doing it for the money, or maybe for the excitement that you lack after losing all sensation in your hands, spending all that time in the water and what not. Your secret is safe for now. But the Pool Boy Spies are looking for the mole, better watch out.

Traitor Pool Boy

Who is a good boy? Who is a good boy? You my dear aren't what we would in the pool boying industry call a "Pool Boy". In fact you aren't a boy whatsoever, you are a dog, a very cute one in that silly speedo and net ou are wearing. You deserve a treat and a viral instagram post.

Dog Pool Boy

You are a craftsmen Pool Boy, the lounging, the tanning and the collections of leaves; but also you are a scorpio, you are determined, brave, loyal, honest, ambitious, jealous, secretive, resentful, but mainly you were born between the 23rd of October and the 22nd of November. My advice to you is to try avoiding being resentful of the fact that you can't celebrate your birthday with a pool party, or if it that is impossible, try moving to the southern hemisphere.

Scorpio Pool Boy

You are all about the lounging, the tanning, but not so much about the collection of leaves. You have brought too much attention towards the only true good profession that is Pool Boying with your viral posts and dances, and now the Council of Elders Who Humbly Retired to Sicily is after you. Your only solution is to run, grab your belongings, your speedo and net, and go north. They will never find you in Sweden, mainly becouse the Council of Elders Who Humbly Retired to Sicily would never go norther than Nice, (France (I'm embarrassed of even typing this out))

Influencer Pool Boy

You have seen it all, clean pools, dirty pools, short speedos, even shorter speedos, like barely existing speedos, tan people, people in dire need of tanning, and people who for reasons outside of any pool boy logic use lots and lots of bronzer. You know what the life of a Pool Boy entails, but more importantly you are qualified to rule the world and Pool Boys across the globe, from an italian Villa close to Syracuse with an inexhaustible supply of White Wine. You are ruthless, but you also deserve a break, a wine, and a mediterranean lover probably named Andrea.

Member of Council of Elders Who Humbly Retired to Sicily Pool Boy

You are not a Pool Boy. God that must suck. Besos Darling.

Not a Pool Boy

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