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A Great Question Has Been Answered, Hot Dogs Are Not Sandwiches

One of life's greatest questions has finally been answered.

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The NHSC made their announcement in a press release, which reads, in part:

Limiting the hot dog's significance by saying it's "just a sandwich" is like calling the Dalai Lama "just a guy."

Perhaps at one time its importance could be limited by forcing it into a larger sandwich category (no disrespect to Reubens and others), but that time has passed, said NHDSC President and "Queen of Wien" Janet Riley.

We therefore choose to take a cue from a great performer and declare our namesake be a "hot dog formerly known as a sandwich."

Yup, it's been officially confirmed.