Dolphin At SeaWorld Gives Zero Fucks, Snatches Woman's iPad

    Bad!

    This is the lovely viewing area at SeaWorld Orlando where visitors can TOUCH the dolphins. So tranquil. Until recently, when…

    AHHHHHHHH!

    "Mine." —Boss dolphin

    Seems nowhere is safe, even around dolphins.

    A visitor at the Orlando park captured the hit-and-swim and recently posted the footage to YouTube, which shows the woman retrieve the iPad and then quickly walk away.

    Helpfully, a voice can then be heard over the loudspeakers warning visitors that "the dolphins can reach your loose items."

    Watch the entire ~incident~ unfold here!

    View this video on YouTube

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