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I workout the same way I date on bumble...I literally do nothing and pray for results. #stillwaiting
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being single is cool until you open a perfect avocado at breakfast and u have no one to show it to.
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Imagine you fall in love with someone and they love you back. LOL
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Being single a long period of time is dangerous. Once you see how peaceful it is, you don’t even wanna deal w/ people.
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Single AF but I got some cash … So is it a wash? Can I buy love with the coin I saved? https://t.co/3POCOcZODU
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I'm officially taken 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍as a fucking joke
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"why are u single?" me: tbh I just wanna finish school first and I have so much goals still actually me: oh becAUSE NO ONE HAS A CRUSH ON ME IM SO FUCKING UGLY IMA BE SINGLE FOREVER HAHAH FUCKKKKKK
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lol me shooting my shot is 2 seconds of eye contact, that’s it. than i go on like i never saw you 😂 probably why i’m still single too 🤣 https://t.co/Nlrc8HQYVW
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Me : why is everyone together & I’m single Also me : declines every date, takes 3-5 business days to reply & never smiles
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Yeah I date... D. doing A. all I can T. to avoid catching feelings E. ever again
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To All the Boys Who Wasted My Time But Still Watch My Instagram Story Every Single Day
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me trying to shoot my shot vs me telling my friends to shoot their shot https://t.co/NLDBeLi8qZ
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“ hOw ArE YoU Still SiNgle “ Im still single cause it’s so damn hard for me to actually be interested in somebody and when I finally am THEY fuck up lmao
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dating is so stressful especially if you met on a night out like sure yeah I liked you when I was 6 tequila shots deep but what if I hate you when we’re sober? what then????
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Me when I catch feelings after hooking up and going on dates with someone and missing every red flag for 7 months only to get ghosted https://t.co/xE01HXhMec
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I’ve probably spent a chill $2,000 in the past year and a half on dates and taking women out ... and I still don’t have a girlfriend. Now I can see why dudes be telling y’all to just come chill at the crib.
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When I go on one date, tell all my friends about the guy, and he ghosts me the next day https://t.co/SP5jrTk55U