1. They know how to scam.
My friend's cat is out here trying to collect some insurance money.
2. And how to be petty.
token was mad he couldn't fit in the kitten house so he squished it
3. They can deny even the most obvious of their crimes.
I'm done with politics tweets until I get mad again. here is my cat pretending she doesn't know who destroyed the p… https://t.co/OtzJX91IW8
4. They make sure they're number one.
At my friend's church, the church cat has evicted the baby Jesus from the manger #JoyToTheWorld
5. They refuse to be upstaged.
I was trying to take pictures of my new kitten eating and....my other cat wasn't having it
6. They go only for the finer things.
my cat figured out how the fridge works and now he's turnt on fresh, crisp water
7. They want you to know when they're angry.
she's been screaming at these water droplets for 3 fucking minutes get out of the shower you tiny moron
8. They give the best evil glares.
My brothers Gf got a new dog n Beans is in the back salty as fuck LMAO
9. They will take what they want.
10. They don't abide by rules.
11. They don't care what you buy them.
12. Because they have their own tastes.
ME: okay guys I bought a $100 cat tree and multiple beds just for you CATS:
13. They just like to watch the world burn.
14. They don't give a damn about your books.
15. Or your puzzles.
16. They might give you a fright.
I was taking a shower & the bathrrom drawer just opened so I thought a ghost was in here but it was just my cat lma… https://t.co/x9wYhteNLW
17. And they gather in ways that can seem a little mysterious.
They're definitely up to something...
18. They're more than prepared to invade your privacy.
Why I love cats, but will never trust them
But tbh, it doesn't make you love them any less.
"Dogs are assholes" DOG PERSON: YOU'RE an asshole! "Cats are assholes" CAT PERSON: Yeah