1. Whenever you intend to do a subtle look, you start off with good intentions but end up going above and beyond.
'I'll just do some mascara and some natural makeup' 1 hour later...
2. In fact if you’re just gonna go natural, you’d rather not wear any at all.
3. You get put off by the fact that "no makeup" looks can use just as many products as your everyday one.
4. Although sometimes you wish you could get behind this natural-makeup life, so that you wouldn't have to worry about how it seems in different lighting.
5. What some people may consider "special occasion" makeup is a standard look for you.
6. The idea of "summer makeup" baffles you, as a change in seasons isn't going to make you wear less makeup than usual.
7. When you open your palette, it feels wrong to use just one or two shades.
8. And the same goes for thin eyeliner too. It just doesn't feel right.
me: "maybe i should try for a more natural makeup look today" also me: *putting on an inch thick eyeliner wing* "wait what"
9. When you don't have time for a full face but want to wear makeup, you're never sure what to do.
10. But when it comes to priorities, you'll always choose doing your makeup over doing your hair.
11. Because you have a full face on all the time, the only thing you do differently is change up your lipstick.
12. Or add some more glitter.
13. Whenever a tutorial calls for a little bit of something, you do your own interpretation.
14. But sometimes you get frustrated that when you watch tutorials on how to do a toned-down look, your hands do something else entirely.
15. When you wear makeup you want people to truly appreciate the time and money you spent.
16. And when someone complains about how they prefer "natural makeup", you're tempted to point out that they might not know what "natural" means anyway.
Men be like "See! I like women like this! Natural, no make up!"
17. So while you're truly in awe of people who have mastered the no-makeup makeup look...
18. ...you have only one response for anyone who tells you to wear less makeup.
when a man says you would look better "without all that makeup on"
Extra is the only way you do makeup.