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16 Cats Who Are Secretly “Harry Potter” Characters

Harry Potter, the cat who lived... nine times.

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"I hope you're pleased with yourselves. We could all have been killed — or worse, expelled."

"I can teach you how to bottle fame, brew glory, even stopper death..."

"You can laugh! But people used to believe that there were no such things as the Blibbering Humdinger or the Crumple-Horned Snorkack."

"If anyone wanted ter find out some stuff, all they’d have ter do would be ter follow the spiders."

"There is no good and evil: only power and those too weak to seek it."

"I'll be in my room, making no noise and pretending I'm not there."

"Sunshine, daisies, butter mellow, turn this stupid, fat rat yellow."

"Owls treating the place like a rest home, puddings exploding, half the lounge destroyed, Dudley's tail, Marge bobbing around on the ceiling and that flying Ford Anglia - OUT!"

"Who would suspect p-p-poor, st-stuttering P-Professor Quirrell?"

"Vot is the point of being an international Quidditch player if all the good-looking girls are taken?"

"The Inner Eye does not See upon command!"

"It is our choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities."

"Oh, he knows how to play, little bitty baby Potter."

"Ask us no questions and we’ll tell you no lies."

"You'll soon find out some wizarding families are much better than others, Potter."

"Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"