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29 Hilarious Tweets About "Harry Potter"

Ten points for Twitter!

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I don't care if Voldemort kills them all, I just want a version of HP where Hermione refuses to do Ron and Harry's homework for them

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My phone changed the word "horcruxes" to "hot dudes" like it wishes I were cool and popular and not an adult tweeting about Harry Potter.

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I look like Harry Potter if instead of going to wizard school, he just kept living under the stairs

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Ever since the Harry Potter movies wrapped, life has been hard for the Sorting Hat

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everyone in harry potter treated that blonde girl like she was crazy for believing in weird shit like they didn't go to wizard high school

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Me: when is dinner ready? Dad: will you wait! Me: I DID MY WAITING Dad: oh god Me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT Dad: not again Me: IN AZKABAN

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kylie jenner bought a house at 17?? harry potter saved the wizarding world and destroyed voldemort at 17

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JUST REALIZED THAT EVE WAS A PARSELTONGUE.

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"Avada kedavra!" shouted Voldemort, instantly killing Lily Potter and her infant son. The End --George R.R. Martin's Harry Potter

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One thing a lot of people don't realize about Harry Potter is that yes, he's a wizard, but what's more, he's a friend

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DUMBLEDORE: Now, give a warm welcome to our new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor, Lucifer Serpentine HARRY: I bet this dude is great

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Harry Potter had a spell for defogging his glasses but not for eliminating the need for glasses

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Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I'm shaking hands with Dumbledore, I've won the House Cup.

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*jk rowling wakes up* what’s today’s tweet *spins large bingo cage* hagrid… is… pansexual and… he later joined isis

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"If anyone knows a reason why these two should not marry, speak n-" SHE THOUGHT GANDALF & DUMBLEDORE WERE THE SAME PERSON *priest vomits*

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Call me when Serious Rowling writes a book.

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Harry Potter's grandkids will probably get super uptight when he just throws the word "muggle" around like it's the early 2000's.

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I knew Kim Kardashian's new hairstyle looked familiar

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Dear people who question why girls go to the bathroom together, Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll.

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2159 people have died running into walls at train stations since the Harry Potter series began.

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when i read harry potter in school i identified with harry, but now reading it as an adult, i fear i may be the girl who cries in the toilet

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ME: any advice DAD: its ok to embellish a little [later at job interview] INTERVIEWER: tell me about yourself M: i wrote harry potter

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Gryffindor: Do what is right Ravenclaw: Do what is wise Hufflepuff: Do what is kind Slytherin: PUT A FUCKING BASILISK IN THE CASTLE

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Harry Potter wakes up in hospital. "Welcome back. You've been in a coma for 8 years" says the doctor. "You ran face first into a wall lmao"

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how did harry potter get down the hill? walking jk rowling

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At the height of sexual passion, yell into his ear, “TEN POINTS FOR GRYFFINDOR”

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On a scale of 1 to 10 how much do you love harry potter

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"Yer a wizard Harry" I know "No yerra gizzard Larry" Hagrid you're drunk "YOOURA WOZZEERBAREY" STOP! *Hagrid falls over, whispers* Yrawzdhry

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