Books·Posted on Oct 15, 201529 Hilarious Tweets About "Harry Potter"Ten points for Twitter!by Jarry LeeBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Mallory Ortberg @mallelis I don't care if Voldemort kills them all, I just want a version of HP where Hermione refuses to do Ron and Harry's homework for them 11:48 PM - 08 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. OhNoSheTwitnt @OhNoSheTwitnt My phone changed the word "horcruxes" to "hot dudes" like it wishes I were cool and popular and not an adult tweeting about Harry Potter. 10:47 PM - 26 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. shut up, mike @shutupmikeginn I look like Harry Potter if instead of going to wizard school, he just kept living under the stairs 11:20 PM - 09 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Andy Richter @AndyRichter Ever since the Harry Potter movies wrapped, life has been hard for the Sorting Hat 05:04 PM - 02 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Cohen is a homestuck @skullmandible everyone in harry potter treated that blonde girl like she was crazy for believing in weird shit like they didn't go to wizard high school 02:43 AM - 13 Jan 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Hogwarts Logic @HogwartsLogic Me: when is dinner ready? Dad: will you wait! Me: I DID MY WAITING Dad: oh god Me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT Dad: not again Me: IN AZKABAN 05:08 PM - 23 Jan 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. a @hp_things kylie jenner bought a house at 17?? harry potter saved the wizarding world and destroyed voldemort at 17 10:25 PM - 16 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Rainbow Rowell @rainbowrowell JUST REALIZED THAT EVE WAS A PARSELTONGUE. 08:45 PM - 17 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Frank Lesser @sadmonsters "Avada kedavra!" shouted Voldemort, instantly killing Lily Potter and her infant son. The End --George R.R. Martin's Harry Potter 08:18 PM - 07 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Bridger Winegar @bridger_w One thing a lot of people don't realize about Harry Potter is that yes, he's a wizard, but what's more, he's a friend 06:38 AM - 30 Nov 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Cohen is a homestuck @skullmandible DUMBLEDORE: Now, give a warm welcome to our new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor, Lucifer Serpentine HARRY: I bet this dude is great 03:45 PM - 01 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. donni @donni Harry Potter had a spell for defogging his glasses but not for eliminating the need for glasses 03:38 AM - 28 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. College Student @ColIegeStudent Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I'm shaking hands with Dumbledore, I've won the House Cup. 07:01 PM - 06 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. brian feldman @bafeldman *jk rowling wakes up* what’s today’s tweet *spins large bingo cage* hagrid… is… pansexual and… he later joined isis 02:56 PM - 08 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. kony? kony. @matt___nelson "If anyone knows a reason why these two should not marry, speak n-" SHE THOUGHT GANDALF & DUMBLEDORE WERE THE SAME PERSON *priest vomits* 05:42 AM - 21 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Nathan Usher @thenatewolf Call me when Serious Rowling writes a book. 11:51 PM - 08 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman Harry Potter's grandkids will probably get super uptight when he just throws the word "muggle" around like it's the early 2000's. 08:23 PM - 04 Dec 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Typical Girl @SoDamnTrue I knew Kim Kardashian's new hairstyle looked familiar 05:38 PM - 05 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Professor Snape @_Snape_ Dear people who question why girls go to the bathroom together, Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll. 06:50 PM - 17 Oct 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Michael @Home_Halfway 2159 people have died running into walls at train stations since the Harry Potter series began. 04:13 AM - 08 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Hogwarts Logic @HogwartsLogic Google is still in denial 06:30 PM - 03 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Mike F @animaldrumss when i read harry potter in school i identified with harry, but now reading it as an adult, i fear i may be the girl who cries in the toilet 04:30 PM - 05 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. local idiot @hippieswordfish ME: any advice DAD: its ok to embellish a little [later at job interview] INTERVIEWER: tell me about yourself M: i wrote harry potter 04:30 AM - 08 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Hogwarts Logic @HogwartsLogic Gryffindor: Do what is right Ravenclaw: Do what is wise Hufflepuff: Do what is kind Slytherin: PUT A FUCKING BASILISK IN THE CASTLE 10:41 AM - 01 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Jonathan Bowman @jonseven3 Harry Potter wakes up in hospital. "Welcome back. You've been in a coma for 8 years" says the doctor. "You ran face first into a wall lmao" 09:42 PM - 03 Dec 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. anti joke apple @antijokeapple how did harry potter get down the hill? walking jk rowling 01:36 PM - 27 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. Anna Booslaw @annabreslaw At the height of sexual passion, yell into his ear, “TEN POINTS FOR GRYFFINDOR” 04:26 PM - 16 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. HarryPotterReactions @PotterReacts On a scale of 1 to 10 how much do you love harry potter 01:49 AM - 07 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. Michael @Home_Halfway "Yer a wizard Harry" I know "No yerra gizzard Larry" Hagrid you're drunk "YOOURA WOZZEERBAREY" STOP! *Hagrid falls over, whispers* Yrawzdhry 04:37 AM - 22 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite