Books·Posted on Feb 17, 201717 Tweets About Shakespeare Guaranteed To Make You Laugh"The balcony scene from Romeo and Juliet except it's my parents yelling at each other because my dad's been taking a shit for over an hour."by Jarry LeeBuzzFeed Deputy Books EditorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. High School Problems @ComedyOrTruth when you walk into the wrong class 01:04 PM - 03 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. 3. positive online guy @sadvil Hamlet, but starring a pig. We call it: Hamlet. Let me explain 02:25 AM - 03 Apr 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. chuuch @ch000ch Romeo: check out this cat video Juliet: omg dead 😂 Juliet: hello Juliet: romeo Juliet: i didn't mean literally dead Juliet: romeo 10:35 PM - 21 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Sarah Kelly @sarahevekelly I've long asserted that Ophelia's suicide could have been prevented if anyone, ever, had told Hamlet to shut the fu… https://t.co/KOkTnFrE4k 10:58 PM - 09 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Tamara Yajia @DancesWithTamis The balcony scene from Romeo and Juliet except it's my parents yelling at each other because my dad's been taking a shit for over an hour 11:40 PM - 13 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Josh @shatterfront he was ahead of his time 11:36 PM - 02 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Gold Mantis @fujichia - much ado about nothing - 2 much 2 nothing - much ado 3: toyko drift - much nothing - much 5 - much ado 6 - nothing 7 12:26 AM - 01 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. shut up, mike @shutupmikeginn Of course i know Hamlet. My favorite scene? Oh it's when the uh… human king… gets… killed in a stampede. 09:15 PM - 03 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. sawyer @SawyerMcDuffie Shakespeare: I wonder how much further language will progress in 400 years? Twitter: 01:07 AM - 11 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. eric turtle @dubstep4dads Shall I compare thee to a sun and tree emoji? 12:04 AM - 05 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Jersey @SatansTongue (Macbeth and lady Macbeth) "I killed King Duncan" Macbeth wtf!! "You told me to!!" I didn't think you'd do it omg lmao savage 11:18 PM - 13 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Sage Boggs @sageboggs it's like someone was googling the bachelorette when they suddenly remembered they had a book report due 05:48 PM - 20 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Kim Monte @KimmyMonte "It is the east. And Juliet is the sun. Now she an eggplant. Now she a goat. Now she a dog" -Romeo, if Juliet had snapchat 11:41 PM - 25 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. rudy mustang @roostermustache McDonalds: what'll u have today Me: how about a macbeth McDonalds: *leans in way too close* something wicked this way comes *draws sword* 01:47 PM - 07 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. josh @ruinedpicnic millennial: Netflix & chill, bae Shakespeare: what a waste of youth loch ness monster: fukken shut up Shakespeare you invented the word puke 03:28 PM - 22 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. pakalu papito @pakalupapito to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no” 10:36 PM - 31 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite