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19 Passive-Aggressive Book Titles

Tell someone how you really feel by giving them these books.

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1. I Judge You When You Use Poor Grammar

St. Martin's Griffin

3. Somebody Up There Hates You

Algonquin Young Readers

4. Shut Up About Your Perfect Kid

Harmony Books

5. I Am Having So Much Fun Here Without You


6. You Are Worthless

Andrews McMeel Publishing

7. This Is How You Lose Her


8. The Idiot

Modern Library

9. I Want You to Shut the F#ck Up


10. How Not to Turn Into Your Mother

Andrews McMeels Publishing

11. You Are Old: Sobering Affirmations for Your Rapidly Disappearing Life

Andrews McMeel Publishing

12. Sh*tty Mom

Harry N. Abrams

13. I Would Rather Sleep in Texas

...than with you.
Texas State Historical Assn

...than with you.

14. How to Be a Friend: A Guide to Making Friends and Keeping Them

Little, Brown Books for Young Readers

15. You Deserve Nothing

John Murray Publishers

16. How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man

Andrews McMeels Publishing

17. He's Just Not That Into You

Gallery Books

18. I Don't Care About Your Band

Gotham Books

19. Shut Up, Stop Whining and Get a Life

Sony Pictures Entertainment