Books·Posted on Mar 2, 201719 Hilarious Tweets About Classic Books"I made an autocorrect shortcut on my mom's phone to replace dirty laundry with the text of Ulysses."by Jarry LeeBuzzFeed Deputy Books EditorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. danielle @fletcherxshears When someone talks shit about Edgar Allen Poe 04:22 AM - 29 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan Dickens: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times Schrödinger: Nice, nice 07:07 AM - 24 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Patrick M @MrBikferd haha I made an autocorrect shortcut on my mom's phone to replace dirty laundry with the text of Ulysses #lol #momfail 08:15 PM - 25 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. jomny sun @jonnysun [1st day as new school librarian] STUDENT: is the great gatsby history or literature MY BRAIN: dont say its lit dont say its lit ME: its lit 12:19 AM - 01 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Greg Jenner @greg_jenner I'm gonna write a book about the difficulties of watching Pride and Prejudice dubbed into French. It will be called L'Austen Translation 06:21 PM - 21 Oct 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Chaucer Doth Tweet @LeVostreGC Jane Eyre Jane Fyre Jane Watyr Jane Erthe 12:25 AM - 01 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. James Breakwell @XplodingUnicorn Priest: Do you read to your kids from the Good Book? Me: Every night Priest: What's their favorite part? Me: When Frodo destroys the ring 12:07 AM - 25 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. David Hughes @david8hughes [sees girl reading The Catcher in the Rye] "Ah I love that book. The way he just [clenches fist] catches all that frickin rye." 03:41 PM - 01 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Saladin Ahmed @saladinahmed Dante followed Virgil down, past killers and adulterers. "And here," Virgil said "are the makers of websites that automatically play audio." 02:10 AM - 05 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Real Chip Zdarsky @zdarsky wow. never realized. 09:43 PM - 18 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. єaяƒ ʕ•.•ʔ dæ @earfdae Um... I hate to be a Grammar Nazi, but shouldn't it be... 'The Diary Of *A* Frank'...? 09:02 PM - 07 Mar 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. m @faithonwords Did yall read the book https://t.co/lfpV2egIZg 01:28 AM - 05 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite Relationship goals @YourcouplegoaIs great gatsby😍😍 04:22 AM - 04 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman Not to brag, but I sigh as deeply and frequently as the average heroine in a Jane Austen novel. 07:17 PM - 25 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. maura quint @behindyourback "The Sun Also Rises Somewhere Else, Get Out Of My Apartment" -Hemingway's break-up note Wed Mar 11 00:26:26 UTC+0000 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Bridger Winegar @bridger_w Wasn't prepared for this chapter in Moby-Dick when everyone aboard the Pequod gets the same haircut 12:06 AM - 06 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Steven Crud @Karate_Horse my favorite part of moby dick is when it says dick right there on the cover lmao 05:33 PM - 24 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. YUNG SPIDER GOD @buttgh0st frodo: [doesnt know how to get to mordor, doesnt know how to fight, doesnt know who he should actually trust] i need to do this alone 12:07 AM - 24 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Dana Schwartz @DanaSchwartzzz "Newt Gingrich" sounds like a miserly landlord in a Charles Dickens novel 04:18 AM - 12 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 19.