21 Hilarious Tweets About Books Guaranteed To Make You Laugh

"I wish J.K. Rowling would Potter fewer."

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*daughter grabs 50 shades of grey* NO! *smacks it out of her hand* "I want to color!" ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK "But daddy-" DON'T CALL ME THAT

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EXECUTIVE: this ones not about murder is it STEPHEN KING: its about children E: ok SK: in corn E: thats nice SK:who murder E: dammit Stephen

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is it me or have the animorphs books gotten really boring

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alec baldwin memoir cover looks like the next installment of twilight

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If you can tell the difference between Jonathan Safran Foer and McLovin I'll give you a hundred bucks

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adult fiction: I am riddled w ennui shall I cheat on my wife perhaps YA fiction: overthrow govt and also kill its grasping maoist successor

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Cormac McCarthy is alive and well and still doesn't care about Twitter.

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I wish jk rowling would potter fewer

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Milo’s new book will look odd, with all the words being aligned so far to the right & none of it being justified.

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JON SNOW: i'm dead FANS: hmm... WRITERS: he's dead F: dead... in spirit HBO: rip jon snow. murdered to death F: ah... murdered... for now...

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This is the best description of how I handle my feelings ever

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stephen king wrote a children's book under a pseudonym, then blurbed the front cover as himself. hustlers don't sle… https://t.co/a7CpaSMlTA

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I reverse image-searched this children's book about Trump and this happened.

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I LOVE how this ad for a children's book skewers clichéd crime-thriller novel marketing. And that @nytimes testimon… https://t.co/ZZlmcRsFhG

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How to write an existentialist novel: 1. Early 30s white dude is socially isolated and depressed. 2. No real plot. 3. That's pretty much it.

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Damn Darnielle, back at it again with the wolf in white vans